I wish I could stop. I bannished a lot of words from my language because they are insults which come from oppressive language sucheas words to insult sex workers or homosexuals. Of course, most of people don't use them with homophobic motives but the fact that they are insults is really bad imo.

2 players : Hellton Palace 3-5 players : Oriflamme

Switched to PipePipe because Tubular is not updated as quickly as Tubular, the dev said it's not on the top of their list. Also PipePipe has some more features such as playing the video faster while you leaveea finger on the screen.

Oliech. Belgian streamer who plays the Battleground mode of Hearthstone. I don't play that game but I watch his videos on Youtube and whenever I do, I fell asleep and usually sleep well.

Otherwise, silence.

I remember first piss after removal, I suffered so much during removal, nothing would've been worse to me. It felt really bad to piss but I was like "hey, in comparison, it is not that terrible" 😂

I had a JJ stent removed without anesthesia. I have a penis so they enter this way to get it out.

I thought the pain of the kidney stones, which were the reason I had a JJ sten, twere the most painful thing I could have in my life. Turns out I was wrong.

Remember to drink, really.

Aujourd'hui, c'était mes deux ans avec ma copine, elle m'a offert un sweatshirt à l'effigie de mon hochet, Couleur.

Aussi, j'ai écrit un article pour lister les applications FOSS que j'utilise : https://garden.plaws.fr/whats-in-my-phone

Oui je parlais des forums pirates.

Je sais bien pour le 18-25, adolescent-e je trainais de temps en temps sur le 15-18. Et même que ça me faisait parfois rire. Qu'est-ce que c'était cringe en fait :hap:

C'est quoi des "tipiaks" ? Je ne connais pas mobilism donc je n'ai pas pu déduire. C'est pour dire "pirates" ? x)

Tiens, je ne connais pas ça. Tu trouves ça comment ?

Cette anecdote est géniale ! 😂

I did it because dark mode seems bad for the eyes. I've read that it is harder to read white font on black background. Of course it depends on other factors such as light in the room. So I switched back to light theme most of the time and dark theme at night. Less headache but still have headaches because of too much time on screen I guess.

A limit of data that can be used daily and we can track how much data we consume.

A little discrete "progress bar" at the bottom of the toolbar would be cool to see in the blink of an eye where I am on my daily limit.

A chameleon so I can get the ability to camouflage. Well as long as I don't move. Also I think I can grab the TV remote controller with my tongue. Or do insane tricks throwing food and catching it with my tongue. And well... maybe other nice things to find out with that tongue. 🔞

Je trouve pas ça en calculant.

2nd tour (267 votes) :
210 Ens
202 NFP
143 RN
12 LIOT

12 voix à répartir. Si 12 voix en + au NFP 214 vs 210, 2 voix RN ne suffisent pas.

3e tour (268 votes) :
220 Ens
207 NFP
141 RN

On s'en fiche du vote exprimé en plus, ça change pas grand chose pour la suite.

Donc 5 en plus pour NFP (12 - 5 reste 7 voix à partager)
Ens récupère 2 voix RN + 7 voix LIOT = 219 (+ 1 vote en plus) = 220.
RN - 2 voix données à Macron 141.

Selon qui a récupéré la voix de plus, LIOT a donné entre 4 et 5 voix au NFP et entre 7 et 8 voix à Ensemble.
Les voix du RN n'auraient rien changé.

Est-ce que je me trompe ?

J'ai toujours rêvé que mon hochet, Couleur, devienne une star d'Internet. Je n'arrive pas à le dessiner en pixel art. On essaye autour de (346, 163) mais c'est dur. Je viens demander de l'aide à cette magnifique communauté. Couleur a déjà une petite dizaine de fans sur le Fédiverse puisque sur Mastodon j'ai pas mal de gens qui l'apprécient et il a participé à un tournoi de nounours qui a réuni entre 20 et 30 votant⋅es à chaque round. Il a perdu, malheureusement, alors rendons le joyeux en le dessinant !

Voilà une photo pour servir de référence :

Merci à celleux qui essayent ❤️

I lived in a house with housemates. This house was managed by a company.

One day, a mate goes with friends outside and I'm left with two other housemates which were in their rooms when I cooked myself something to eat. The bell rang. I went to see who it was and was introduced to someone who asked to visit the house. He said he knew A (one of the two housemates who was at home) and they wanted to visit before joining us. I told him there was no visit but he insisted and I accepted thinking it would last 5 minutes and also thinking about my food in the oven. When I accepted he told me a friend of him would join. And after that the one who drove them here would too. And it was at this moment I knew I fucked up.

They entered and started asking me questions about the room number of A. I told them I don't know his room number. They tried to make me ask him to come but I declined because we weren't so close. Two of the three persons stood with me in the kitchen and one other vanished (he tried to find A's room).

I quickly got they were after him so I texted A that I handled it and asked him to stay in his room. At some point the three guys explained that A scammed them and they lost around 7k euros and they believe A owe them.

And the bell rang again. The three guys imagined it was the police and one of them told the other not to panic because they did "nothing wrong".

I got to the portal. By the time I got there the police opened it and in no time I had the flash of a light in my eyes. They asked who I was and claimed they were called for a robbery. I was like "wtf there is no robbery" but nevermind I explained three guys managed to get in the house but were here for something else than visiting.

A policewoman went upstairs to A's room. She asked him to open. He declined but she didn't gave him the choice so he eventually opened. He was really scared. The polioewoman yelled at him saying he lied about the robbery. He added that one of his mate got aggressed. I was the only one with the three guys and they never hit me so I couldn't understand why so much lies. The police asked him to go downstairs he said no, very panicked. She asked if he knew the guys, he said no but he obviously did because he was frightened.

I went downstairs with the woman, finding his colleague laughing with the three guys. I was like "wtf is this". They were very nice with them and at some point they got out.

Turns out a mate was really aggressed. The followed the one who went to a party with his friends at kick him out of the transport, asking him his phone to know who he was related to A. They took information and used that to make me confident enough to let them visit the house.

In the end, A really scammed those guys with crypto. He first denied for a day but ended up telling us.

The fact that I've got an Onlyfans, I guess̈

The smell of the freshly mown lawn. It smells so bad and I'm allergic so I guess this explains why I dislike how it smells.

Le nucléaire n'est pas une énergie propre mais continuons de faire semblant de pas comprendre. 😐