Imagine you were to do this shit after someone talking about how Jesus will strike sinners down, then suddenly a buff Jesus appears and chokes you out a little bit. Thats what this guy went through.
Sometimes, while having breakfast, you relish in the fact that a chicken struggled to push something jumbo out of its anus.
I am immeasurably thankful and my weekend is booked
Them fighting sarcastic words there
But all those you listed weren't available internationally I believe. Atleast in the US, ask anyone who came to work how they keep in touch with people back home, and they'll likely say whatsapp.
My wonderful sweet lady dog has been scooping up turds with her mouth like a hungry hippo. One chomp, down the hatch. Although just recently, she was trying to sneak in a frozen one. 🤮
It's insane how many comments here are "if he isn't with me, then he's against me." Dave isn't an enemy but people like in this comment section push people away with this mentality. So many people here need to touch grass and realize life isn't as simple as my team vs your team.
Replanning my whole future all over again without that person.
Oscar winning story writing?
It's the principal of the matter. Plus it's fun. Get fucked mouse!