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Schools in America apparently have their own army recruiter
  • "For 45 fucking minutes, 'n stuff"

    FTFY

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    Unholy meat obelisk
  • Don't talk about my mother like that

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    Check out *this* guy
  • truck nuts

    Yes, I'm a man in my 40s. Why do you ask?

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    Mruleday
  • Americans must be all holding hands when they drop anchor

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    Nothing was off-limits for retro game ads
  • No, no, no, this was from 2008 and the "release" of the new LC model: https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/08/15/lara-croft-i-presume

    They actually went with this photo (and others), but have since moderated themselves

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    I've been trying to get her comfortable on my shoulders and she finally crawled up there on her own!
  • It was a beautiful Norwegian summer. The sun was out, the rain had stopped and the midges was not out (yet).

    I was around 8 or 9 and only wearing a pair of shorts feeling the sun kiss my shockingly white skin, while I carried our cat outside. She was laying over my shoulder. She purred and purred. It was bliss.

    Then my mother pulled the cord and fired up the lawn mover. The cat used me as a ramp as it took off and ran inside to hide under the couch.

    As a man in my 40s, I have both physical and psychological scars from that day.

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    Elon Musk Bought Twitter to Settle His Jet-Tracking Beef, New Book Claims
  • This follows classic maritime law: You don't have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

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    Misunderstanding rule
  • It was Pol Pot

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    It’s spring in the Midwest. The only problem? It’s midwinter
  • You'll miss the climate change transition period when the sea rises, the food and fresh water is almost non existent, and the mass migrations begin 😀

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    American allies worry the US is growing less dependable, whether Trump or Biden wins
  • I can smell your neckbeard and fedora from here

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    Who makes money when AI reads the internet for us?
  • Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

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    Mayonnaise Rule
  • Sure. But take it for what it is. It is a language model designed to imitate humans writing. What the future holds, I can't say

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    Mayonnaise Rule
  • A grown man I work with, he's in his 50s, tells me he asks ChatGPT stuff all the time, and I can't for the life of me figure out why. It is a copycat designed to beat the Turing test. It is not a search engine or Wikipedia, it just gambles it can pass the Turing test after every prompt you give it.

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    Moms for Liberty Completely Collapses in Former Strongholds
  • Conservatives hate The Vatican now, and won't go there because The Vatican City raised the age of consent from 12 to 18 in 2013

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    Mongolian. Like the barbecue.
  • I love that ABBA song!

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    Mongolian. Like the barbecue.
  • C'est la vie

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