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  • Is this what starts the civil war there?

  • Mini Cheetos in a tube and god fucking yes it was worth it, first time I've ever eaten Cheetos and had clean hands.

  • That's a portal disguised as an old lady. You can jump through them.

  • 🎶 It's beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

    Everywhere you go

    There's drones flying around

    Recording all the sounds

    And reporting on your every move

  • You're shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

  • Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

  • Oh god

    Jump
  • My memory sucks, so I rely on other people telling me my stories back to me, I'm using them as an archive.

  • Oh god

    Jump
  • That's a problem for future me to deal with.

  • Goals

    Jump
  • I actually believe that.

  • That motherfuckers stealing my bit!

  • Mother fucker, the only reason I can walk in this building is because I'm high as fuck.

  • LEGOs older brother.

  • I like trains.

  • I'm starting to get sick of Simon and his shit, you're not my supervisor Simon!

  • I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I'm pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

  • I completely misread it as if you got approved to sell your property to the show The Block, but that's a damn nice view

  • No we all gotta start making AI images mocking them.

    Let's make images of Trump and Putin making out with BiBi getting cucked in the corner, or Musk licking the boots of Theil while getting whipped by RFK with a brain work coming out of his head wearing an ICE vest.

    Edit: here I'll start.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    We need you Not Sure!

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    He's a little dictator.

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Those damn woke corners.

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    Chatgpt refusing to believe Trump won lol.

    Just Post @lemmy.world

    My cheap Temu drone says it's ok to invade someone's privacy.

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Who wants to learn some Klingon

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Free McDonald's for everyone! For a limited time in selected locations.

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    Coming to FOX this fall.

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    I R Gladiator

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    True Story that just happened...

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    Feed the world.

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    With fries and a Coke.

    Rant @lemmy.sdf.org

    Put the correct amount of salt on!

    Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Made some butter.

    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    People who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.

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    It's over can of beans, I have the high ground.

    Stargate @lemmy.world

    Enjoying your Atlantis play through, then you see this.

    Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Made some Strawberry & Blueberry jam.

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