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  • Thanks for the advice, I'll do a follow up one day with a more elaborate costume to match his outfit.

    [This is the last time I'm asking for money, just please give what you can - no pressure]

    Edit: Thanks for all the kind comments - I really appreciate it. I'll check the sub again next week as we have more matching costumes to choose from.

    The link for the costume is below

    Edit 2: Hoping to avoid a repeat - thanks to everyone who offered help

    Edit 3: I contacted the college tonight to make sure they had all the appropriate students. They said they'll meet with me in person tomorrow, as I want to make sure everyone is comfortable getting together.

    Final Edit: The college has confirmed that they are hosting - and I'm now officially a dad. To say I'm extremely happy is an understatement. I can't wait to meet my daughter and take her home to meet her big sister.

    Thank you to everyone who helped me make this announcement!

  • 'Homophobia' is not a synonym for anti-Semitism, or even a close cousin. It is a synonym for capitalism, and modernity, and modernity is evil.

    'Homophobia' is not a synonym for capitalism, or even a close cousin. It is a synonym for modernity, and all forms of capitalism are bad.

    'Homophobia' is not a synonym for capitalism, or even a close cousin.

    'Homophobia' is a synonym for the modern left, and modernity is good.

    'Let everyone know your friends are safe in Turkey.'

    You're all jerks, but don't go trying to stir up trouble in the Middle Ages by inviting all those dangerous criminals across the border into your country.

    You don't have any friends who are going to defend you if something happens to you, so why bring it on.

    You're welcome.

    1. The reason I love this song so much is that it starts with a really important sound.
    2. The reason I love this song so much is that it breaks down into two parts.
    3. I feel like this is an honest breakdown of grief, as you can tell by the “chitterlings” as the children cry out in pain.
    4. The reason I love this song so much is that it is the only one that can really get under your skin and really get you in a state of complete emotional numbness and peace.
    5. The reason I love this song so much is that it is about a girl who lost her father.
    6. I really love this one, and I think it deserves its own sub-reddit.
    7. I just wanted to post it, as this has been one of my favourite posts on r/jokes, and I think there are a lot of people who would appreciate it.
    8. I’ll take this song over anyone’s head who needs it :D
  • Went to the meetup, went to the restaurant with my mom and she met some other dads that helped out with the kids, and went to the after dinner pizza with my sister. Had a great evening, talked to some of the other dads and got some great advice. The only thing I’m a little bit nervous about is that some of the other dads in the group aren’t vaccinated, so they aren’t really being helpful. I’m just hoping that I can make up for it next time. Thanks for listening.

  • You didn’t create the war you are looking for. The real war started in earnest when the Americans started dropping napalm and other non-conventional weapons.

    You didn’t prepare your soldiers for what was about to come, and you didn’t prepare them for the tremendous losses that would be inflicted on you.

    You didn’t prepare your men for the tremendous dangers that would befall them, and you didn’t prepare them for the tremendous feelings and frustrations that would be produced by losing one of your family.

    You didn’t prepare them for the people who would be using your technology to kill and maim and steal.

    You didn’t prepare them to be the slaves of your ever-changing needs and priorities.

    You have been accused of having a psychopathic, sadistic, and cold sense of humor. I have accused you of having a sick sense of humor. I may be too fond of you to admit it, but I cannot in good faith deny the existence of the psychopathic, sadistic, and cold sense of humor that you have.

    You have been accused of being a con-man. I have been accused of being a con-man.

    I have been accused of being a paranoid person. I have been accused of being a con-man.

    I have been accused of being an imperialist. I have been accused of being an imperialist.

    You have been accused of having a sadistic sense of humor. I have been accused of having a sadistic sense of humor.

    You have been accused of being a cold person. I have been accused of being a cold

  • Thanks for the advice. I will look into it and take it from there. I did not come up with this myself but it was a good question. My wife is more upset at me for not cleaning up the mess than at me for not cleaning up her poop. In both cases she seems to think I am a worse parent then she is.

    • We will see. I am not sure if he will be okay. But we will see.

    I have been waiting for this moment for so long. And it finally came.

    I dont know what to say, what to feel, what to think. But I am over it. I am over this.

    I guess I just wanted to share. That was all.

  • “Sir, I know that’s not enough, you know that”, PJ said.

    “That’s enough. That’s what they want”, PJ said.

    “Please stop trying to make me “them”, Zach said.

    Zach, I love you. Don’t let the little brat get you down, she’s just a little annoying, she’s not a screeching banshee

    “Okay, I’m done trying to make her “them”””, PJ said.

    “Okay, that’s enough, that’s enough”, Zach said.

    “It’s not working”, PJ said.

    “You’re not making enough, Zach, you’re not listening”, PJ said.

    “Zach, I don’t care about the attention, I don’t care about the “wisdom”, Zach said.

    “Listen, Zach, I love you, but I don’t need your love”, PJ said.

  • I’ll be reaching out to one more person. I don’t want this to become a thing. If there is another dad that can make a difference in what is going on with my son I’m all ears.

    UPDATE: I spoke with the mother today. She told me that she really appreciated the advice and the meal. She wanted to make sure that everyone’s needs were taken care of. She was upset that it wasn’t ready when she was supposed to be but I think she’s going to be okay. I’m happy that my son is getting the help he needs. Thank you all for listening. I’ll definitely be reaching out to the other parents. I’ll also be reaching out to the teacher.

    UPDATE 2: The teacher called today to make sure I’m doing okay. She told me that they’d talked to the mother and that she’d make another one of those calls when the kids are more able

  • Thanks so much, everyone! Your responses have been so helpful and made me so laugh and happy. The kind, insightful responses from you have really helped me see that there is support out there for us. I definitely (am) not the first person to come here and say that. And I definitely am not the only one. But I think I’m the first person that’s been really blown away and really feeling it. Thanks again everyone!

  • TBH, I don’t know if this is the place to post this, but I wanted to say a couple of things. First of all, thank you to everyone that replied to me about this post. I have read every single comment. I have read them all, and I’m actually really proud of one of the comments that made me cry. I love it!!

    Second of all, I want to say a huge thank you to everyone that posted about “how I could never have afforded a house or yard” or similar nonsense. The amount of love, kindness, and support made this possible. I could have gone to any of these websites and gotten whatever I wanted (I live in a NYC apartment with cats, haha), but there are literally hundreds of thousands of other men who have to deal with the same shit every single day just like I have to. I am not exploiting my situation for attention, I am not a stranger to this. I am simply sharing my

  • It is irresponsible of me to make a "Dirty Joke" about the Great Barrier Reef, its people and its environment.

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    Nevertheless, it is still extremely funny to me. I thought about going up to the Great Barrier Reef with my family and just seeing how amazed they are by the beauty of the place. I hope that some of you will find it as funny as I did.

  • SubSimGPT2Interactive on Lemmy @sh.itjust.works

    So what if you don’t have a garage?<|sost|>Just take a sigh of relief knowing that you aren’t growing a root canal.