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  • Being sucked into a black hole like that is kind of unscientific in the first place...

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    GOP Ohio Gov. DeWine defends Haitian immigrants: 'They came to Springfield to work'
  • Yeah but like any successful politician he'll readily compromise his principles in order to hold onto power.

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    My former friend JD Vance has aligned with something far worse than MAGA
  • Sadly a lot of news outlets don't make that distinction either.

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    In Space, No one Can Smell your Many, Many Farts.
  • There's even a song 😆

    But yeah also see Odo's comment about missions not always ending when expected.

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    Just a typo rule
  • Bah, I'm not going to either of those dumps. But thanks for the info!

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    Just a typo rule
  • What's the name of this webcomic?

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    STAR WARS Jedi: Survivor gets Denuvo DRM removed, plus performance improvements
  • Got a link for evidence? I've had an overall good impression of Liam and the GoL site; this is the first I've heard that's negative.

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    Which one have you already tried?
  • A samosa is kinda mostway there.

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    Mad respect
  • You could say the project was a success because... she was never gonna give it up.

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    In honor of 1.0, I have set up a 24/7 dedicated Satisfactory server
  • I'll play. I figure I might never finish all the tiers solo but maybe I have a shot at the higher ones if I contribute to a group 🙂

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    What are the most important holidays for each major religion?
  • And Christmas is pagan (Yule/Saturnalia) 😎

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    What are the most important holidays for each major religion?
  • DISCORDIANISM

    I like the seasonal holidays, so

    • Chaoflux
    • Discoflux
    • Confuflux
    • Bureflux
    • Afflux

    Each conveniently occurs on the 50th day of its respective season.

    Of course some people might prefer the apostle holidays. Those folks are weird.

    Calendar: https://world.clndr.org/data/uploads/discordian_calendar.jpg

    Source: https://principiadiscordia.com/

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    Xkcd Rule
  • Mine right now (sorted by recent):

    • Ad for local flooring installer
    • Sponsored ad for power company
    • "Hey, everyone. 👋 I'm Shawn. Hello!"
    • Ad for local home remodeling
    • User giving away a cat
    • Sponsored ad for garage doors
    • Another user welcome message
    • Found pet alert from local animal shelter
    • Sponsored ad for bathroom showers
    • Ad for local bathroom remodeling
    • Ad for local handyman service

    So when it's not ranty freakouts it's 85% ads.

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    Otto: at least I'll make a beautiful corpse! (Rule)
  • Fun fact: the Fallout series has 73% more toilet skeletons than any other game franchise, according to the Environmental Storytelling Toilet Skeletons' Workers Union, which is an organization I just made up.

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    Xkcd Rule
  • This is my experience with every fourth post on the Nextdoor app.

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    What movie did you watch as I kid which you shouldn't have?
  • Oh wow haha, I didn't know that!

    It probably would have been closer to 1990 when I first saw it though so it would've been PG-13 by then. Still, an interesting factoid.

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    We Got You
  • Dare I ask, why? I mean obviously meth addicts aren't known for their shrewd decisions in general, but is there some sensory or cognitive change in particular that compels them to put foreign objects in their butts more than say, alcoholics would?

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    What movie did you watch as I kid which you shouldn't have?
  • Yeah Temple of Doom and T2 for me as well.

    ToD was somehow approved by my parents (I think it was rated PG-13, not R) and we even owned it on VHS but I definitely lost some sleep over the heart scene and also the monkey brains.

    T2 was definitely not approved, but I watched it at a friend's house.

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    If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?
  • That's called a compressor and you could run your stereo through one or use a mobile app to do the processing on your phone.

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    Translation rule
  • Yeah I feel like 80% of Norwegian is just mutated German.

    e.g. Tier --> dyr (animal)

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  • What non-game paid apps do you use that are worthwhile and still relevant in 2023?

    For context, I have a decent amount of Google Play credit thanks to Opinion Rewards and a gift card. I'm not looking to start a book or movie collection there, nor sign up for subscription services. But I'm happy to buy the paid/pro version of useful apps.

    I'm excluding games just because that's a whole topic on its own.

    Here are some one-time paid apps I've been happy with:

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