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  • Haven't heard of culture. Looking for a new book series to read. Is good?

  • One of us has over a dozen kids, another has two, and I'll probably never find out because gay

  • Y'know the gnome/Guh-nome debate? I intentionally pronounce it Zhnome to fuck with people.

  • I can't remember what movie it was, but we took the ball out of an old school computer mouse, the kind that's a solid steel ball covered in rubber. Then we all sat in a circle, and hucked it at each other's nuts. Hurt like a mother, and we each did it at least ten times, iirc, but that may just be me remembering it more extreme than it was, because it was horrid. Lol. We played many, many times during sleep overs and such. I think my balls we bruised for most of my 13th year. Lol.

  • I hate this so much

  • Cell phone: talkie walkie

    Mausoleum: roomy tomb-y

    Armor: hardy guardy

  • As a gay man, this is also pretty common. I have a friend who knows if I ever get laid, specifically because he's my emergency "if I'm murdered here's what to tell the people" person.

  • Buzio water bottles. I specifically love the half gallon size, but that's too big for most people, id say. But they're freaking great. Keep ice for like 2 days.

    Sleep mask with headphones

    Wall mounted tablet holder for bed

    Ergonomic crochet hooks

    Smart plugs

    Neck light for reading/crocheting in bed

    Rechargable pepper grinder set of two

    Butane torch for the kitchen

    Wall Mount manual can opener

  • Compliment her on her luxurious and erotic moostash.

  • That's why the good Lord invented asses.

  • "screaming for joy" by It's Gonna Hurt, and a few amateur vids I have downloaded

  • Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

  • This is my favorite car talk yet.

  • No, no, you did it correctly. Good job.

  • This state needs an enema.

  • I meant to define what that was in the comment and forgot. Sorry. A gurdwara or gurudwara is a Sikh worship house. Like a mosque/temple/church.

  • Oh fuck, you're right. Now my heart hurts all over again :(

  • Grindr Fish.