I thought this might have been exaggerated, so I tested it out myself. I got as far as "Can my hu" before Google gave me a list of suggestions. At the top was "can my husband find out who I voted for."
I guess in one sense it's a good thing that this many people are trying to make sure that they can vote the way they want? In another sense...for fuck's sake. How the fuck are so many people so backwards???
"I'll vote to install a fascist government that will give Israel a blank check to destroy the Palestinians. That'll show Harris!"
I'm sure he's being told that, but if the polls are to be believed, he IS in a radically better position than he was this time in 2020.
Which is absolutely horrifying.
This may be a new election but the former president and his allies are already pushing the same old lies from 2020.
Honestly, this is more a prediction than satire at this point.
Let's hope!
Narrator: They did not leave it alone.
They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're going to steal this election. Even if Harris somehow won 400 EVs, I'm convinced that SCOTUS would find a way to throw out enough votes to give Trump the win (even if it's just by throwing the election to the House).
Those were very interesting reads! Thanks for sharing.
"After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information."
Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.
Just like he did at Mar-A-Lago, and any other property he owns...
"That just makes me smart."
- Trump, probably
Destructive land use, mismanagement and climate change are fueling a water disaster set to wreak havoc on economies and lives, a new report warns
Every so often I have to use Chrome because a website (like my utility company) requires me to. It's such a shitty experience. Why are people even still using Chrome?
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"
"Yes, I physically can, but if you don't give me permission, I CANNOT use the bathroom without repercussions."
Fuck, the memories that this brings back have triggered me, lol.
New from J.D. Vance: Hillbilly firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
I feel like I've seen this headline (and slight variants) multiple times in the past few weeks. It's almost a Gish Gallop statement, because where do you begin?
It implies that he had a grip 4/8 years ago.
It implies that he ever had a grip.
It implies that his public statements are weirder now than before, when they've always been bizarre.
It implies that Donald Trump's policy positions are peculiar to him, when really he's basically reflecting what Republicans have been trying to push on us for decades.
But if we switch to single-payer healthcare, then what will become of the totally necessary insurance company middlemen?
Wait until they hear about cell phones.
Donald Trump repeatedly lied about single-payer health care — an idea he and Harris both previously supported but no longer do.
That is, is there an archive or a mirror somewhere? I don't want to give him the traffic.
Sorry if this is the wrong community for this. I'm looking for a compilation of Trump's most rambling moments (e.g., "Look, having nuclear"; Gettysburg being beautiful; etc.). Does anyone know of any sites that would have something like this? Thank you!
Casualties afoot as Sony merges Funimation with 2021-acquired Crunchyroll.
A finance worker at a multinational firm was tricked into paying out $25 million to fraudsters using deepfake technology to pose as the company’s chief financial officer in a video conference call, according to Hong Kong police.
Google Search will no longer make site backups while crawling the web.
When was the last time you purchased something at a vending machine?
I usually avoid them because of the mark-up, but yesterday I was in the mood for a soda and didn't feel like going into a store and interacting with the cashier, so I bought one out of a vending machine. I enjoyed it. What about you? When was the last time you used a vending machine, and what did you buy?
Maybe I have sensitive gums or something like that, but eating the cereal right after I add the milk makes my mouth hurt.
The far right is mad at Mike Johnson for suggesting that his adopted black son was treated differently than his biological white son.
"We are afraid of the uncharted territory that we have now entered.”
Of course it’s all about Trump.
“They’re doing this to create the appearance of impartiality so that they can continue their jihad against Donald Trump.”
They probably think it's funny, but it's actually a pretty good indictment of their greed.
In a sea of canned cocktails, Gay Water wants to stand out.
RES has an option called "show images" that automatically enlarges all of the thumbnails on the user's current page. Is there a similar function available on Lemmy?