Other dude is Alan Wake

A little extreme but I get it

Me (I'm a guy)

I can see a reason to get either a pixel or Samsung, can't really go wrong with either. Personally I use a Samsung for the customization of OneUI and better processors but occasionally I do envy the camera on a pixel phone and the stock android layout. Main advice if you were to get either is to try to buy it used instead of new.

Oopsie

What are we doing? I'm not sure what this can do