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SC Superintendent announces partnership with conservative media organization PragerU
  • Do you have access to any weakly gravitationally bound objects that can be redirected at Earth? Anything 9km or above in circumference should work.

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  • Each person that has ever dated me has understood that I will never react appropriately in a social situation. Not because I act out of spite but because I have zero clue as to what I'm doing.

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  • www.wistv.com SC Superintendent announces partnership with conservative media organization PragerU

    South Carolina Superintendent Ellen Weaver announced Monday afternoon that the Palmetto State has adopted PragerU as an educational partner.

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    Vincent Van Who?
  • I used to be a pretty famous ASCII artist. Actually made money from it. I made enough money to cover all of my art school education and every art supply I'd ever bought. Which means I'm a successful artist.

    My ex had my old phone number. I got a message from her to check her voicemail. And then I got a message that she hated me. The voicemail was offering me a job as an ASCII artist. She hated me because I always seem to make money off of the absolute dumbest hobbies. I respected her for saying that.

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    Barely holding everything together
  • I was on digging trenches in the yard for sprinklers when my then girlfriend came out onto the porch. She was kind of staring off into space. "What's up?" " I just got a phone call. My mom died." "Congratulations." "Thank you."

    She was a new girlfriend and I did not know anything about the history between her and her mom. But apparently my response was exactly the right one. Mom had slipped and died in her bathroom.

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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 9/17/2024
  • Gately retired in 98. His nephew Peter Gallagher, not the actor, aka NAPG, was given control of Heathcliff. Gallagher has gone full, anti-joke, absurdist, dada. Jimmy and Garbage Ape is a Gallagher creation.

    Garbage Ape is celebrated for his banging of garbage cans. Jimmy is not celebrated by anyone except Heathcliff. They are two sides of a coin. This is basically two great characters showing up in the same panel as an all star cast.

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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 9/16/2024
  • This is definitely classic example of how even when Heathcliff is the cause of action he is still irrelevant to a joke.

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    How cheap/expensive is your cost of living in a low-cost area and a small paid off home?
  • My place isn't paid off but it is cheap enough that I can say what would change and, importantly, what wouldn't.

    My monthly payment is just under $700 a month. About $400 of that is the actual mortgage. The rest is basically property taxes and insurance. I'd save $400 a month but would still have to pay $300. Assuming I didn't decide to just earn $400 less a month then that $400 would have to go back into the property. I need a new roof. I need a new HVAC (AC died three years ago). A new roof and AC would cost almost a quarter of my original mortgage. So in the end not much would change financially.

    An important thing to remember about home ownership is that on average you are going to spend about 1% to 3% or a dollar a square foot on home maintenance each year. I had to replace my septic system months after buying the place, 7.6% of the home price. I had to replace my water heater a few years ago. Fortunately it's located outside the building so no water damage and I was able to do that replacement myself so instead of spending $1800 for someone else to do it I did it for $450.

    Once I have even a little spare money I need to do some roof repairs, not pay someone else to do it.

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    Vance defends spreading claims that Haitian migrants are eating pets
  • What he is admitting is that there isn't enough real material to concern the base so he has to make stuff up.

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  • $_ in bash is the most recent parameter Always look for the built in variables. They save time.

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    Be careful.
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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 9/13/2024
  • My original edit:

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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 9/13/2024
  • The reprint issued today.

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  • Recolored first draft from the original time I did this one.

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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 9/10/2024
  • When I searched for the original, I also found this one dated the same day. This is straight up '70s coloring and I don't know if they released it and then pulled it or if something else happened.

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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 9/10/2024
  • They recolor anytime there's a reprint. They use different colors so that people can know that it's not a new one.

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    My shredded potatoes came with some disassembly required.
  • I've been using a vegetable julienne slicer to make my own. Better than a shredder for more consistent sizing. It's saved me a fortune by using raw potatoes instead of buying the bagged stuff.

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  • I assume that his policies on mice apply to gophers as well.

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    You may notice that the color of the sky and grass are different. This means it is a reprint. In this case from August 11th, 2020.

    So it looks like Gallagher is taking the week off.

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