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Umm, congratulations on your inheritance of a run down haunted mansion?

Rules nerd nitpickery: If this is for D&D, scaling spells to caster level is a Third Edition mechanic and was done away with for 5e due to balance issues with the new system. Also that's clearly a conjuration spell; abjuration is protective or purification type magic.

Not that this really matters for a "summon giant salad" spell but OCD demands and such.

As a tall person I can confirm that using a short girlfriend's head as an elbow rest is a gesture of affection. I also do this with platonic friends, to mixed results. My favorite recollection is walking up to a college friend on campus who was talking to someone else, she introduced me and I did the armrest thing while joining the conversation. After a minute the other person said "Um, are you gonna..." And my friend said "Nah, he'll get bored with it eventually and I'm used to it. I have a lot of tall friends."

Am I the only one that thinks the DM was inspired by a character from the webcomic Saffron and Sage? The moth girl there doesn't have the marriage custom but does immediately crush on the himbo pyromancer.

The only thing that little fence will accomplish is guaranteeing that when the inevitable cat to tree contact occurs it will be at speed and above the tree's center of gravity. Those furballs can jump.

Isn't the cleric supposed to have the best wisdom score in the party?

I got the impression they did a bit more than cuddle.

How about we discuss those heros in the foreground? Conan-core "armor is for wimps" beefcake/cheesecake aesthetic featuring brown hiphugger jeans, and all illustrated by someone who has no clue how to world a real weapon. Also wtf is the woman even posing with (because I am not going to suggest she's"wielding "it)? Maybe it's a staff and her ridiculous pose can be attributed to somatic casting, at which point maybe the one in the middle is a bard doing a stripper sword dance with that terrible stance. Left dude still needs to choke up with his right hand if he wants any kind of power on his swing.

Love this comic, as always. Though I do wonder where Angela's shield went between panels 4 and 8.

The example in the op says nothing about whether it was ever possible to diffuse the bombs in the first place, so it's unclear if there is any element of agency at all, let alone how difficult the scenario is to win if that's even feasible.

If the DM is asking for a blueprint of your home to battle map scale during character creation, you really should have seen this coming.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YahW0KETJVU

I have a mixed collection of plastic, metal, and fancy metal dice plus a one pound metal Zocchihedron. I make no excuses. As long as you're willing and able to carry them around to a game you cannot have too many dice, especially they're cool ones.

If your dice are damaging your table then your table just isn't awesome enough. This is not a shortcoming of the dice.

The metal ones are the best. They're extra shiny, they make more satisfying sounds when rolled, and in emergencies are more effective as weapons (both as caltrops and projectiles).

"I know not from whence thou came, but thou art no child of mine."

YEET

It's literally scripted from a D&D game the creator plays.

You want mental damage? I just got my first dose of rural Florida about an hour ago. I didn't get out of the car but it kinda felt like I was driving through a haunted forest on an alien world.

Ahdok was posting them daily from their archives but that schedule has now completely gone through said archives. Now they're posting at the rate they make new ones, which IIRC means a bunch of work drawing everything by hand and means less frequent than daily. So this post is the latest and most up to date thing involving Konsi and company.