At least it'll make it easier to identify the yanks larping as brits online (I think they call them "teaboos") when they try quoting this uncanny-valley list of not-quite authentic bants

Yep, turns out when your tinkering around in someone's brain it's good to make sure you're not breaking the thing they like doing

No such thing as bad press, eh?

Save them all in your cheeks then blast them at the chef like Yoshi

Assuming this is in the US? Do you not have solicitors who do all the actual legal paperwork?

Do you think seatbelts should be banned because you're a careful driver? Do you think use-by dates should be removed because you've never got sick? Do you think stupid people should suffer because you're more clever than them? Are you an empathy-lacking sociopath?

Well I disagree, because I find having to scroll up and down more often makes it less readable, and if I wanted it to be thin I'd make the browser window thin. Return to 90s websites where the site just gives you the info and how to display it is left entirely to the browser and the user.

Every website that's mainly for displaying text (think into pages, blogs, Q&A) assumes your browser window is portrait like a phone screen. If I have widened my window I want the text to reach the edges, not float in a central column with masses of useless whitespace either side.

You pass your unlocked phone to another person!?

From what I've heard there's a serious need to be able to see past tiny censor bars in Japanese media, maybe this explains it

Gives any what? Sorry I can't read that heavily obscured text.

Britain is the island and there have been Britons there since before the Romans showed up, England has only been a thing for around a millennium (though the Angles were around since before then)

Did we bring 'pointing out comedy homicide' over from reddit? Because a giant reaction face to point out a joke is peak that.

Criticise whatever you want, but your post is just a screenshot of a headline presented without context so I'm not even sure why you're upset

This has got to be bait

Victoria would be proud to know her empire still provides for the people even now

It was invented in Scotland, so it's British but not English.

I'm guessing that's covered by the £4 meal deal, and they're just too lazy to make their own

Why?

There's your problem, you're buying new games!