"He's not going to hurt the poor. He's too smart for that."
Oh, you infuriating fucking summer child. It'd be hilarious if I wasn't stuck in this hellbound handbasket with the rest of you fucking mongoloids.
That tiny spot of light, waaaay up there? That's yesterday's rock bottom.
"Hey Eddie, good to see ya. How's your mother?"
"Who says i got a mutha?"
We're talking about a being that causes untold suffering for profit. Aka, a bloodsucker.
You don't speak for everyone. Kiddo.
You don't get out very often.
For the first time in my life, i agree with Trump; Musk isn't "going to be the president." Musk IS the president.
"I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor. I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, and i don't like it one bit."
"Oh gee, it's up to my knee..."
"It's a titty bit nipply today. Best turn up the hooter."
See ya in a couple millennia, Señor Van Winkle.
Does heat death of the universe count as punishment?
I'm liking the change I'm seeing: fewer CEOs.
Can't murder a cockroach. Or a mosquito. Or a leach, or a bedbug, or a flea. You exterminate those.
Look around. Read the room. You don't speak for "everyone," kiddo.
It's anecdotal, but i remember those stories floating around the first couple days after, as well.
The same day Thompson was killed Blue Shield backed off their announcement to stop paying for anesthesia during surgery. A healthcare improvement directly tied to that killing.
Had someone pull a shotgun at a house party once. I called 911. They wanted to know which manufacturer of shotgun before they'd dispatch a car, and finally showed up 13 hours later.
Such an expansive feeling of freedom and protection! They truly are heros! Like a meatball sub.
ETA: if only they'd thought to call the cops at Uvalde.
"What's five hundred million times zero? AND DON'T SAY IT'S ZERO!"