I wouldn't have thought it would be so quiet, what with the coffins.

Trust me, I don't want your kids. Especially if they are younger than 8 or older than 10. I guess maybe it'd be cool to hang out with a 9 year old, but then I know they're about to turn into a turd burger pre-teen, so I'll pass. Really. I'll pass.

Why you peeing in that thing, bro? The two big arches ought to be enough for any halfway intelligent person to realize that you're supposed to stick your buttocks there not your beanie-weenie. Dries out your logs so that they don't make as big a mess when you pick them up to toss them into the sink.

There's a saying amongst us ass breathers in regards to all you nose breathing assholes: "they hate us because they anus."

I got my mind set on juice. I got my mind set on tools. I got my mind set on shoes. I got my mind set on fuel.

I'm gonna spend money.

A whole lotta spending money.

I'm gonna spend plenty of money.

To shop at Walmart.

I'm gonna take time.

A whole lot of precious time.

I'm gonna take patience and time, ummm.

To shop at, to shop at, to shop at, to shop at, to shop at, to shop at Walmart.

By my calculations, 22.

If you offer me a chance to win millions of dollars and all I have to pay is $2 USD and the date happens to be Friday the 13th, then there's a good chance I'm going to pay you the $2 USD for the chance to will millions of dollars so long as you're a legitimate lottery that I'm legally allowed to play.

My credit card offers virtual credit card numbers AND the ability to auto-lock the virtual numbers so you can set a date and after that the number will not accept new charges.

I make sure to use a virtual card number for everything subscription based, then I immediately set the auto-lock feature to expire in a few days (give the initial charge time to clear but still plenty of time before the subscription would otherwise renew).

Some subscription services make it super tough to cancel. This method fixes that issue for the most part. Some subscription services terminate immediately once you cancel the subscription, even if you still have "time left" otherwise. This way you don't really have to formally unsubscribe. It's easy peasy pumpkin breezy as the common folk like to say.

When someone asks a thing like this on Lemmy, look up the same thread on Reddit (guaranteed to find it was recently also posted there) and copy-pasta some of the top posts. Guaranteed worthless internet up arrows.

Seems like it would depend on the poison.

I hope your system is doing butter thesis dames. sister is doing better these days.

Sort of weird looking by current standards. I don't know how long it will be before I see one of these. I live in a rural area, and our local USPS seems to use personal vehicles I guess? I don't really know for sure, but they don't drive the standard white and blue box that USPS drivers had when I lived in more urban/suburban settings.

No. And he's not just mad at cat ladies.

This whole idea that people with biological children are more invested in the future of the country than those without kids is just a thinly disguised dog whistle that's firmly rooted in misogyny and homophobia.

This is a line that theoretically doesn't precisely and specifically just target homosexuals, there's also "collateral damage" to infertile couples and those who choose to go child-free. And there's a sufficient number of those people that it serves as the basis for plausible deniability. That they specifically call out "cat ladies" fully reflects the misogynistic aspects of it. But make no mistake, this is undeniably a basis they might use to deny rights to the LGBT+ community.

Don't swing on that one, Matt threw up on it.

It's really a shame that we have a state in my country named Ohio, but not one named Obyeo. So that would be my wish. For my country to have an Obyeo.

One, two, three, FOUR-FIVE, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. ELEVEN-TWELVE.

My best friend has an unnatural talent for this sort of thing and really enjoys toying with conspiracy theory nuts.

When folks start talking about crazy shit, it makes me very anxious and I tend to shut down. Not my buddy. He eggs them on, encourages it, and gets them to say things or agree with things that are even more outlandish than where they conversation started. Things will start at "China invented covid to kill off old people" and somehow end up at "Hillary Clinton paid to have her chromosomes added to the covid vaccines so that DNA evidence can no longer be used against her in the courts".

I was thinking more along the lines of big black cockatiel as long as I don't have to foot the bill. But beggars can't be choosers so I'll take what you're dishing.

Well one thing's for sure, it's not a good thing. No ma'am, it's not a good thing at all.

I mean, cloudberries are overrated. Dingoberries are where it's at these days.