HowAbt2morrow @ HowAbt2morrow @futurology.today

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Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

This makes an incredible amount of sense so I can’t imagine the Dutch understanding what you’ve written.

Playing doesn’t mean winning.

Thanks a lot Osama!

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

Try harder, bud.

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?

A true gentleman.

And the sheath

Literal “inside voice”.

Chihuahuas are scary af. They could easily be on second or third.

Decent cock bro, I wasn’t even interested in the 3 naked ladies, which for scientific purposes I confirmed are not in the picture.

And crocodiles will do the same, but “in a while” and with smile.

Good to the dentist like a fucking dweeb.

This one made me feel sad for the recipient of this thrashing.

Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.

Mmmmnnff Grade-A teets!