I applied and tested for the FBI fueled by the power of the X-Files

Chat Pile mfn rulz

I tried to get into the full album, but “Decoder Ring” is the only track off Fun Machine that really does it for me. That said, I listen to it just about daily

What a coink-i-dink, that’s the very same reason I touch grass in the first place

Wtf I wanna read that

Omega Tau V definitely fits under the umbrella of “or whatever”

… is a badass way to live lmao so go nuts

I believe that’s the back half of that phrase

Well. That sure is a mermaid, no doubtin that

I love the simplicity of this community. Each post is just like “havin a brewski” and everyone who sees it is like “hell yeah mfer”

Maybe the slow cooker mob is trying to send you a message

Found the Anti Pie Dad

I’ll have what they’re having 🤤

Ham

Alright! Man, what the hell

Thank you for being a positive light unto this dark world

AMEN 2 THAT BROTHERRRRR I DONT CARE IF U CRANKIN OR STANKIN PARK THAT KEISTER RIGHT HERE MEISTERRRR

I can just imagine someone taking this and transitioning with the intensity of a werewolf

1. I don’t know how the others rank behind it, but 4 is dead fucking last.

Edit: did not mean to format the text like this. Wth

Would pound

This is precisely why I don’t say anything when it happens. It doesn’t seem to bother others — for some odd reason — and I don’t want to get my ass beat if they end up being unreasonable.