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Day 55 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots
  • Last mission I recall was releasing someone from a prison which ended up in a killing spree of half the town lol

    The end of the mission had a really sick weather presence that make me go "wow"

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    Why do you care about privacy?
  • I hate that most people don't want to care for convient's sake.. "You're only make your life harder for yourself". I simply want to be in control, not the corpos.

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    Reddit is down again
  • Currently using Jerboa. Pretty solid experience for a pretty much bareboned app, fits material you pretty well

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  • Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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    So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

    I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

    This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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