Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.

Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.

A fucking pencil!

Baby looked at you?

In with the Hedberg, too. Noice.

Person in headlights of a Jeep.

So, Nic Cage could steal him?

Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.

Whomping Willow? No, Bitchslap Birch.

I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!

She would have said no.

I am Groot.

Yooo! This that chick whose dad was feeding cats to coyotes!

Margherita al foetus

TIL it took 40,000 years for the saying “dance your pants off” to make sense.

I don’t use mine often, but I do enjoy it! It’s great for perfectly cooked steaks that you finish in a searing hot pan. I’ve used it for super tender and moist chicken breasts for chicken salad or pulled chicken. If you have a stand mixer with a paddle attachment you can drop the cooked chicken breasts in and it will shred them perfectly and quickly. I have a Joule that works with an app but would work without it, too.

Gotcha. That seems to be alright, then. Thanks for letting me know!

When you get pulled over do you hand your phone to the cop, or do they read it from your hand? Sounds like you’re relinquishing a lot of unnecessary information to the cop who will walk it back to their cruiser and likely scan your phone for information unrelated to your traffic violation.

When you get pulled over do you hand your phone to the cop, or do they read it from your hand? Sounds like you’re relinquishing a lot of unnecessary information to the cop who will walk it back to their cruiser and likely scan your phone for information unrelated to your traffic violation.

Oh, it was, was it?