3 on the tree, baby!

This. Just 3 or 4 seconds of contact, then look away. A minute or 2 later, do it again. It becomes ingrained eventually. Don't stare into someone's soul the entire time. That's creepy and can be taken as aggression.

Do both.

"I'm a mover and a shaker! Watch this!"

I can change the oil in a car and start a pull lawn mower!

"Based." Did I say that right, or was it cringe?

And multiple addictions. Thanks, Olive Garden. Anybody got a bump? I'm draggin.

The fear of dying in prison. After being publicly humiliated. Again.

And just so there's no confusion:

Matt. Walsh. Is. A. Pussy.

Peak trust fund narcissistic overgrown 10 year old.

"YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME! IT'S ALL I HAVE!'

Not as much as him.

Whatever, Matt Walsh. Go outside, and talk to some real women. It's worth it.

Just figuring that out? When's his trip to Mars happening, it's been a while...

Good luck suing him. Got another billionaire to fund it?

Yeah, I try to believe that people can change to keep from descending into absolute nihilism. We can hope. Thanks.

"You got a problem, bud? Step into my office."

That's a grave insult.

They did almost all the fighting, at a horrific cost.

That said, fuck Putin.

Fuck them. They could have chosen to die, with honor.

Fuck Putin. Hopefully he'll get what he deserves, soon. At the hands of his oligarchs.