Hands are essentially just giant sporks

Just to correct, the pagers were made by a taiwanese company, not chinese.

Trump "Kamala isnt even black"
Vance "hey now, just in case she does turn out to be black, ____"

Just wait till OP learns that you need to counter-steer bikes to balance

Or 30, but with a meth addiction between ages 22 and 29.

I didnt think this needed to be said but making a joke at a bystanders expense, particularly a hurtful personal attack, is not ok.
Sure jokes are give and take with some good natured ribbing but this strays more into carless, or potentially malicious territory.

Oh bother

Are you also me?

Maybe this is a local popularity thing or in your immediate sphere, but most people i know dont have a laptop, in fact its actually quite rare. The people i know only have a laptop if its a work device and otherwise either have a PC for gaming/hobbies or just use a phone/tablet for their needs

This reminds me of my wife and I arguing over whether my shorts were grey or brown, she asks her friends and she just says "oh those, they are taupe". Which essentially means my wife won that argument.

Just like my tamagochi...

Http://www.neopets.com

I dont know if your into the mystery more than the actual supernatural, but there is a fantastic 3 part documentary called "sasquatch" (released via other platforms but also found on youtube).
Its a twist & turn investigation about some deaths/murders attributed by locals to bigfoot which i think has a satisfying conclusion.

To branch off from this, can i be the regulator for anyone using speaker phone in public/shops for 1v1 conversations by holding the phone next to their face to talk and walking around.

Basketball:
"Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music.

The Raiders moved from Oakland to LA back to Oakland, no-one seemed to notice."

I liked ages for the complexity of the changes (whole areas being different in past/future vs paths blocked/accessible in seasons) but the overall feel of OoS was more fun to me, especially the more vibrant color pallate changes between seasons

JFC India

Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (GBC)
Runner up: Pokemon gold/silver (GBC)

After playing many hours of yoshis island on SNES as a child i cant imagine playing on such a small screen.
That being said it is such a good game and i appreciate anyone who enjoyed that as much as i have regardless of the console.