Length of a movie is no longer a flex. Not since LotR special edition dvd cuts

I cannot tell you how many ways free gravel for life would help me, but it’s definitely a lot

Ya it’s called affording a maid

Alsace Lorraine really is the most vital province in Western Europe

Getting eaten by a hawk or weasel

This is poetry not prose

They have bidets for your whole body now, you can install them at standing height in your bathtub

Live as the bonobo do!

So many things boomers consider normal is just brainwashing from some lobby or other

You’re a serious cutie Auntie

Like we’d be so lucky. They want 1984 not a brave new world

The bird motif is up for grabs, call it Warbler

Babe wake up new cryptid just dropped

Why hasn’t this happened already??!?

Then when they run you can steal their good equipment

Workers strikes are the farthest possible thing from facism

Now I have to listen to that song for the next two days straight

Compare side by side and look at the upper lip, usually the biggest tell

Gimme a fucking break, a marginalized person has no obligation to engage in a debate with someone who wants to continue marginalizing them and maybe do worse