"Birdie..." Ronald muttered, just above a whisper. "Bring me the McHammer."

"Why Ronald?" the girl could only respond, fear quickly taking over her voice.

The clown ruler dropped his gaze to his oversized shoes. His gloved hand tightened into a fist.

"The Hamburglar has robbed his last fuckin' meal."

I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.

Oh, great. It's the Wind Waker Triforce shards all over again.

Better start collecting charts...

Ah, yes. The Paddy's Pub legal approach.

I hate that I don't have an argument against this.

"Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral."

HELP WANTED: ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL NEEDED TO WORK CLOSELY WITH HUGE STAR.

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE THE HEAT AND THRIVE WHILE WORKING AT THE CENTER OF THE ORGANIZATION.

GOOD.

Xenomuppet

Zuckerlimburger.

Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!

That was wonderful.

"Doc, are you trying to tell me that you built a time machine...out of a DeLorean?!?"

"Marty, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think I have my meds properly balanced yet."

"Heavy."

"Precisely."

Right? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.

cries in poverty

Of course they can't find them.

They all shipped out on the (ever-important) Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.

I'm sure that trip made a big impact on those kids.

"I am inventing electricity...and you look like an ASSHOLE."

Stupid sexy Goldblum.

I'll always fondly love the simple poetry of the Courier's introductory scene, especially in the context of the two games it's sandwiched between.

Fallout 3's tutorial takes the protagonist through an underground infancy, childhood, and young adulthood before opening the vault door to the game's world.

Fallout 4 sees the Player through the apocalypse itself before waking up in a tube and beginning the actual gameplay.

But New Vegas? Just a poor soul dragged from a literal shallow grave and patched up just enough to not die.