“Influencer”

And they used to get tangled on everything all the time, got caught on things all the time, frayed and wore out all the time, had janky connectors that had to be jiggled to sit in just the right position to get stereo sound, and got tied in knots when you put them away not matter how carefully you wound them.

There’s a reason everyone is using Bluetooth now, gramps.

The HR profession’s reputation as pond scum remains intact.

100% fine with this. Let them out some statues of him up. It’ll give our grandkids something to tear down later on.

Or, as I’ve heard it, moving above and below decks regularly.

The real world.

Oh. Yay.

I still reckon we should all just refer to him as “Thirty Four”.

Let’s not forget he stole an election with the help of a corrupt Republican governor and the Supreme Court, either.

Good point. I'm so used to using unisex bathrooms at home...

Thanks, I guess. Shame I can’t compete in the olympics or read books to children any more though.

TIL I’m a transwoman.

Good to know, thanks

Oh yeah, it’s easy enough to beat one you know how.

Yes, thanks to moderators who abuse the system, and lazy admins who don’t hold them to account.

Reddit uses fingerprinting techniques to track you across accounts. You need to look into defeating these tactics in order to successfully register (and keep) a new account.

Change browser, block html canvas, change IP address, etc. Also time plays a factor. Leave it a couple of weeks.

Or, recognise that Reddit has become completely overrun with shitposting bots and has little in the way of interesting content to offer these days, and move on.

I’d quite like to be able to buy a replacement ‘D’ keycap for my 2 year old Logitech G512 Keyboard. A part that can’t costs more than a few cents to manufacture.

The law: Do what we say, don't challenge us, give us all your wealth, we can change the law at any time.

“On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.” - Charles Babbage

This isn't new. Reddit mods have been like this for a decade or more. And the admins let them get away with it because they get free labour from them.

Top-level comments always get more votes than replies.