MajorMajormajormajor @ MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

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Wait, preventing? Well, this is awkward.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!

Something something ides of march

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

What's an ass-rhino?

Blame Caesar, October used to be the 8th month before those damn Romans changed things.

Can't learn new things without making mistakes. Being terrible at something is the first step to being sorta okay at something.

People can just choose not to work, it's not like they need money for food, shelter, etc.

Is your wife Viggo Mortensen?

Yup, and the rate of change is massive compared to every other time climate has shifted. What normally takes tens of thousands of years we're speed running in a couple hundred. This doesn't give a lot of time for life to adapt to the rapid changes, and all the associated affects that come with it (sea level change, sea salinity change, currents shifting, etc).

Humans, what a bunch of bastards.

You've gone too far!

kayaking the time to get to know your neighbors

Now I'm picturing sitting in my neighbour's driveway in a kayak chatting them up. Then, slooooowly, and loudly, paddling over to the next neighbour's house until I know everyone or my kayak is destroyed.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

We are in the blurst timeline.

That's fucking beautiful, dude.

I love the question marks for Italy, France, and Spain. Here there be dragons lions. Over there? Fuck knows if they had lions or not.

Take off, you hoser!

Okay, okay, hear me out. What if we, and stay with me on this, mix the DNA of two monsters dinosaurs together? Crazy right?

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