Sam rocking some mighty mitts.
Catch of the day is my favourite.
The incest didn't bother me
Uh...
Absolutely (nothin) uh-huh, uh-huh
(War) h'uh
Yeah!
(What is it Cat 4)
crying balls
Hopefully you mean scrying, a crystal ball that cries sounds dreadful.
Birds aren't real though.
"Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted." - Confucius
Carefully, you don't want to burn it.
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Historians: a numerically smaller force Cannae encircle a numerically larger force!
Hannibal: hold my beer.
Schrödinger's capital.
Evolution: hold my beer.
Be on memes community
Be mad about seeing memes
???
Profit
We don't put tiers on our pyramids!
It would be a lot cooler if you did.
There is no limit to freedom!
Shenanigans?
holds pistol out to Cap oooooh!
Why do you want to work here at Zoomies Inc? - Catuger Carl.
Sounds like you
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Pict the wrong island to invade.
That'll help the yearly forest fire season!

Privacy friendly baby monitor
Looking for the most privacy respecting baby monitor available. Doesn't have to be overly complicated, just the ability to watch a video feed from an app on my phone. It's a must have from the wife, so trying to find the best option and accepting some losses in privacy is likely necessary.

A day in the life of a cat
YouTube Video
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A cute video I saw from the perspective of a cat living its best life.

What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?
So I've realized that in conversations I'll use traditional terms for men as general terms for all genders, both singularly and for groups. I always mean it well, but I've been thinking that it's not as inclusive to women/trans people.
For example I would say:
"What's up guys?" "How's it going man?" "Good job, my dude!” etc.
Replacing these terms with person, people, etc sounds awkward. Y'all works but sounds very southern US (nowhere near where I am located) so it sounds out of place.
So what are some better options?
Edit: thanks for all the answers peoples, I appreciate the honest ones and some of the funny ones.
The simplest approach is to just drop the usage of guys, man, etc. Folks for groups and mate for singular appeal to me when I do want to add one in between friends.

Splitwise alternative
I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed locally as we update expenses once or twice a month, and would prefer FOSS to have control over our data.
I thought of having a Spreadsheet that is synced using syncthing between my computer and her phone. This seems simple on my end, but I worry that it would be more complicated for my partner as they primarily would use this on their iphone. Currently on splitwise you can add expenses with only a couple button presses.
Thanks in advance.

Splitwise alternative
I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed locally as we update expenses once or twice a month, and would prefer FOSS to have control over our data.
I thought of having a Spreadsheet that is synced using syncthing between my computer and her phone. This seems simple on my end, but I worry that it would be more complicated for my partner as they primarily would use this on their iphone. Currently on splitwise you can add expenses with only a couple button presses.
Thanks in advance.

Language learning app?
I'm looking for an app to help learn the basics of language similar to Duolingo. Something to become conversational to get started.

What was the worst case of dejá vu you have ever experienced?

Excel alternative?
As the title says, is there a good mobile alternative for excel on fdroid? I found libreoffice but it hasn't worked so far with any spreadsheet I've tried opening.