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MajorMajormajormajor @ MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca
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Alien Books (Xenomorphs)

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  • I went on an Alien novel reading kick and can recommend a few.

    My favourites are Alien phalanx, Alien Cold Forge, and Aliens Into Charybdis. The novelizations are so-so, they capture the feel of the movies well, but I feel you might as well watch the movie at that point.

    The other novels can be hit or miss, but they scratch the itch.

    • Would you like to see my 'twelve pounder'? hon hon hon hon hon

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  • Wait, so Napoleon was the parties' wizard that just cast fireball to cause solve every problem?

    • i accidentally defiled a corpse, what do i do?

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  • That's okay, it'll just be some unspeakable horror that follows them for revenge. Nothing to worry about there.

    • Touchy

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  • Stop! I can only get so erect.

    • Clamish

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  • In the black speak it roughly translate to:

    Oooooooooohhhh...

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    SpongeBob SquarePants!

    Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

    SpongeBob SquarePants!

    If nautical nonsense, be something you wish.

    SpongeBob SquarePants!

    Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

    SpongeBob SquarePants!

    • If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras?

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  • Snake?!

    Snaaaaaake!!!

    • take all the time you need.

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  • No! Clearly it's an unbroken line of a translations from God to now, with zero alterations. It's the only logical option possible. It's not like going from language A to language B could cause translation errors, right?

    • take all the time you need.

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  • Any port in a storm.

    • Lung Gains 🫁 💪

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  • At the gym so I can eat more pizza.

    • Le Penguini

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  • You're absolutely correct, I was riffing on the commonly mentioned fact you said. Similar to the "mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell." meme people mention often.

    • Le Penguini

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  • Bear without penguins and bear with penguins? I'm no bearologist but I don't think that's right.

    • Le Penguini

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  • Arctic actually means land without penguins, and Antarctic means land with penguins.

    • Where is he going, chat?

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  • A study on the effectiveness of cat paratroopers in modern battles by Hugh Mann.

    • How would you react if someone said they had a dream of you in it?

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  • To shreds, you say?

    • How would you react if someone said they had a dream of you in it?

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  • This is nothing like the last documentary I watched, where Dr Sins used a radical new technique to cure his patient's cancer.

    • Cyclist injuries dropped by half after “hated” cycle lane installed, but mayor still claims scrapped lane largely used as “bike run” for drug dealers to “get through traffic”

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  • We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!

    • I should call her.

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  • Here's a photo of the tardigrade in action:

    • C level

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  • The sea exists.

    Dutch people: and I took that personally.

    • Canadian import of US wine drops 97%

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  • Good, fuck em!

    • Any Egyptologists confirm?

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  • What's his job during winter?