Who the hell isn’t playing the first two Yakuza games but starts at 3? They’ve both been remastered and are some of the best in the series.
I’ve always liked Ilya Repin. “Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks” is my favorite work of his.
Yes, it is as bad as you think. Some of the worst acting and dialogue I've ever seen. Kinda fun though.
In a sleepy mountain town, Cindy witnesses the murder of her parents by a blood-thirsty green figure in a red Santa suit. Twenty years later, the Christmas-hating monster begins to terrorize the town once more. Cindy finds new purpose in stopping the creature and saving the holiday.
Amen. I learned way too late the importance of ear protection as concerts.
He’ll leave you on the cutting room floor!
A one-time (and now one-handed) master film editor toiling in the cinematic sweatshops of 1970s Italy becomes the prime suspect in a series of brutal murders.
A new super train is built when a meteorite crashes near by, releasing a tiny creature. Once it kills and consumes everyone on board the train, it begins to grow and multiply into hordes of different creatures.
In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.
Jason Avery is an ex-cop now working as a museum security guard. Armed thieves break in intent on stealing a priceless obelisk that’s stored within this vault-like stone structure. The scientist behind the theft talks of the obelisk giving him the power to control harpies, demonic winged female monsters of classic mythology. Through a series of contrived events, the obelisk opens a time portal that Jason promptly falls into, crash landing over a thousand years in the past in a land threatened by evil harpies.
Mad scientists turn people into frozen zombies and the zombies wreak havoc and kill people.
I won't pretend it isn't terrible, but I like it!
Winterbeast began production in 1985. Producer Mark Frizzell thought it would take a weekend to finish. By 1989, he pulled the plug.
Originally, the filmmakers imagined the Winterbeast to be a stop-motion creature. This became a guy in a costume, of which some footage was shot. When the film fell apart, Frizzell did a little stop motion bits between gigs at his day job to fill in the missing monster footage. The film as we know it was released in 1992.
So the monster you see on the cover is not actually in the movie, instead you'll see some foolish claymation creatures.
It Must Be Seen To Be Believed…
Set during the fall (NOT winter), a small New England town is brutally ravaged by possessed totem poles.
THERE ARE SHARK PEOPLE ON THE MOON
Decades ago, the USSR developed unkillable sharks and launched them to the moon. Today, a team of American astronauts will endure the fight of their lives.
The mutant babies have been placed by court order on a deserted island. Appalled by the cycnicism and exploitation of the children by the legal system and the media, the man responsible for them leads an expedition to the island to free them.
IT'LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT!
Nick and Ruben are hoodwinked into a “shootfighter” (no-holds-barred, to the death) martial arts match by the evil Mr. Lee, who has a grudge against world shootfighter champ(and teacher of Nick and Ruben) Shingo.
I’d say its more like they are walking all over their customers.
This movie is absolutely a knockoff of The Warriors (1979) but I actually think I like it more. The main character, Trash is the best androgynous action hero since Ellen Ripley. The violence is great and the themed street gangs are over-the-top.
The first to die were the lucky ones!
In post-apocalyptic New York City a policeman infiltrates the Bronx which has become a battleground for several murderous street gangs.
A young couple finds a secret message from the past, detailing the oppressive nature of the universe, and they set out to destroy the system - but first will have to encounter terrorists, aliens, cults and more in this wall to wall bloody surreal horror.
Alexander Hell rides his Harley Davidson motorcycle out from the dark abyss to battle samurai sword carrying Vampires who are unleashing their vengeance on modern day Hollywood, California. Once on earth, Hell joins forces with an ancient Asian vampire.
If you are in the US its on Tubi. I posted the link in the body above.
“There is a flap.” Hahaha
A new breed of enemy has taken over the world… Sam Hell has come to take it back.
‘Hell’ is the name of the hero of the story. He’s a prisoner of the women who now run the USA after a nuclear/biological war. Results of the war are that mutants have evolved, and the human race is in danger of extinction due to infertility. Hell is given the task of helping in the rescue of a group of fertile women from the harem of the mutant leader (resembling a frog). Hell cannot escape since he has a bomb attached to his private parts which will detonate if he strays more than a few hundred yards from his guard.
The year is 2020. He’s mostly human, and totally invincible…Until now
Somewhere in the future the environmental overkill had come. Many people had died. The rich were able to build the underworld, the poor had to stay on the surface building gangs to survive. Jason Storm, an underworld guard gets knowledge of a conspiracy to kill all people on the surface. He needs to flee to the surface, and wins Sumai, a respected martial arts master, as his ally to stop the dirty plot.
Pootie Tang is the ultimate superhero. A cool-walking, smooth-talking lady's man, Pootie is a hero and a role model to all the kids of the neighborhood. Everybody looks up to Pootie except evil Dick Lecter, CEO of Lecter Corp., a company that makes cigarettes, alcohol and fast food. Pootie shows cool determination and strength to prevail over Lecter and his minions.
SA DA TAY!
Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell, and Bachman. Larnell orders an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers. When smoked said bong sends a person to a bizarre drugged-out alternate realm from which there is no easy escape.
It's clearly where the entire budget went. Takei's performance is really special.
Wishmaster fans take note. Andrew Divoff plays basically the same character in this movie, but he is a shithead lizard-man instead of the Djinn.
On another planet where colonists live like in the old west, Zack Stone must return to his small hometown called Oblivion after his father is killed by the evil alien lizard-like bandit Red Eye. Zack is a pacifist but Oblivion needs a new sheriff to foil Red Eye and his gang of hellions from taking over.
When a researcher at the Chronos Corporation is mysteriously killed, his daughter; her boyfriend, Sean ; and a rogue CIA agent named Max Reed all suspect foul play. Sean discovers a top-secret suit of Chronos armor called "the Guyver," which fuses to his body when he tries it on, turning him into a supremely powerful cyborg. Chronos' evil CEO, Fulton Balcus (David Gale), is enraged and sends a crew of mutant alien monsters to get the Guyver back.
Sorbo is a complete maniac these days, but I won't let that soil the good times I had watching his buffness in the 90s. Plus this movie has Tia Carrere :)
After five years as a slave, warrior Kull travels to the shores of the fantastical kingdom of Valusia, where he slays mad King Borna. Inheriting the crown, Kull begins an ambitious program of bringing freedom and tolerance to Valusia, which displeases Gen. Taligaro and the royal court's advisers. Determined to unseat Kull, Taligaro has a wizard resurrect the witch Akivasha to seduce and destroy the new monarch.
Makes sense, I tried watching on Tubi, Shudder and an unlicensed source and they all had that jitter. Curse my sensitive eyes!
Does anybody have the DVD of this movie? No matter where I've tried to watch it, I get a headache from the weird camera jitter that seems to happen on all versions of it I've tried to watch. I'm wondering if that is just the encoding for streaming or from the actual movie. I've been dying to finish it, but I just can't.
Did you think that trailer was bizarre and terribly directed? Well that is literally the beginning of the movie... Yes, they show you a trailer with all the best parts before the title card. I watched this the other night and I have never seen a movie try so hard to fill 90 minutes. Certain scenes go on and on forever. There is a whole lot of heart in this movie, but the filmmakers just didn't have the talent to pull it off.
It is extremely low-budget but it was funny/entertaining enough for me to watch along with it’s sequel.
Austin Powers (2): The Spy Who Shagged Me. They immediately reveal that Vanessa was a fembot controlled by Doctor Evil, which completely retcons her character and role in the first movie.