Imagine eating that in your car on the way home...

But what about Harry Kim? Explain that.

This kills the idiot.

Well, Fortnite jumped the shark.

Well, that didn't work.

You have to mentally prepare yourself before you go outside. Yeah, a heavy coat, hat and all that but you have to get your mind straight before the cold hits your skin and lungs. Howling wind doesn't help either. It's tough.

It's -9 Celsius here. 14 Farenheight. I'd gladly trade you.

Of course it's Pittsburgh.

A kettlebell black. (I kid, I kid.)

Fuck Apple.

Right? Believe it when I see it. Fingers crossed though.

From your lips...

Every day I'm not on Reddit anymore, is a day that reinforces I made the right choice. (Insert happy kid at a party meme, you know the one...)

Dickbags, they're all dickbags.

Yep, me too. Fuck em.

No, not at all.

Wheaton? No thank you.

That guy is like nails on a chalkboard.

Nice to see celebrities bitch slapped back into place. Now do the same with CEO's.

Douchebag.