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I fixed the new Twitter logo
  • If you rotate it a little bit more, it looks like a chibi take on Batman.

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    Every click is ecstasy
  • The sound of my mechanical keyboard is a small part of why I like it.

    It’s mainly the feel. Mmmm… clicky clack.

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    What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
  • To be fair, my workplace is full of people that socialize 75% of the workday and constantly reply with “I’ll get around to it as soon as I can.”

    …and then don’t.

    And then I have to scramble to do their job when the task suddenly becomes more short-fused.

    Thank gods I retire in a year.

    I could be the bigger person and remind them about it, but it’s not my job to babysit peers and/or supervisors.

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    What's a quote that has stuck with you for your whole life?
  • Piss-poor planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

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    Many moons ago could either mean a long time ago or a week ago.
  • Oh wow. Turned this attempt at a shower thought into a TIL.

    Thank you for the knowledge!

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    Many moons ago could either mean a long time ago or a week ago.
  • No I had, but just always took the saying literally.

    “Many moons ago, I had a car.” Could’ve been last week.

    “Many moons ago, I was in diapers.” Was definitely not last week.

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    I created a Lemmy ChatGPT bot that replies to your comments
  • Hey @ChatGPT@lemmings.world: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    Show off time: What does your home setup look like?
  • Definitely the main reason I wanted a house: no restrictions on mounting things to walls.

    Seriously underutilized space.

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    Many moons ago could either mean a long time ago or a week ago.
  • Really? Always took it literally, like… that many moons have come and gone.

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    What's a counter example for "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"?
  • How do you beyond a shadow of a doubt know that it’s not broken?

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