"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention... then that’s what I’m going to do"

-JD Vance -Ensign_Crab

I work in film post-production. One time, my team needed audio of people eating, so our sound guy recorded us eating our lunch with a really sensitive mic. When I was editing the audio in, it was really gross at first, but I got used to it pretty quickly.

The thing that still haunts me is the really subtle sound of forks hitting teeth. shutters

No. It's a completely fabricated story. People are now trying to associate it with real but unrelated events in order to sane-wash the Republicans.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oncorhynchus_rastrosus

You're the only one who mentioned anything about rescheduling.

I like the kid carrying the chair!

'Tis no man! 'Tis a remorseless shilling machine!

Scams typically involve scammers making money when they scam people.

This was my first version:

This post has nothing to do with the Far Side.

All the "German Jive" sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger!

It feels almost trite at this point, but:

https://phobia.fandom.com/wiki/Anatidaephobia

https://sh.itjust.works/c/simpsonsshitposting

Don't forget this:

https://time.com/7002003/donald-trump-disabled-americans-all-in-the-family/

That's called ethnic cleansing.

Or just really gullible.

Closer to 50/50 with the electoral college.

Or a dedicated section in the comments to discuss the source. That would accomplish everything this bot claims to without relying on a shitty, biased third party.