To shut them down now would be twisted!

Why Joseph, I had no idea!

I wouldn't mind seeing more comics in Spanish here!

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"Thank you for describing the legal process."

In Super Mario 2, the Princess had a little more hang time when she jumped than the other characters. I always thought that that would make her an awesome skater!

Hall of Famer Whitey Ford on the field… pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity. Uh-oh. And a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious. This is a black day for baseball.

Non-voters.

Anything that weakens the west is good for the CCP. Also, Trump's trade war benefitted them a lot last time.

Well put!

There are also a number of conflicting views between Iran's religious authorities and the civilian government that have caused a lot of these inconsistencies.

Pitt the Eldernate

China is 100% for Trump. Iran is more complicated.

My votes keep disappearing there.

I'm not sure if I get it, but here's his wiki:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_Samuel_Rafinesque

Why does everyone hate my shitty propaganda bot? Don't people like being told what to think during election season?

That can't be it. Wait, I got it!

I'll just make the text larger and bold! That'll fix it!

It was a goddamned masterpiece!

It also explains this:

https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-says-he-might-get-thrown-in-jail-if-trump-doesnt-win-2000508695