This is just as contrived and boring as the console wars

I encourage everyone to experiment like this. Go ahead, make your Nutelletti. Take one bite, realize it's awful then hastily consume the rest of your failure over the sink in shame.

https://youtu.be/Fd5c3Qtcr_w?si=89_pVBwTnxnv9NOA

Sending a lot of emails pleases the boss, make sure to send emails everyday.

Or they could just block you and tell you to fuck off

That's just solid advice