He's one of the greatest comics to ever fucking do it, and this thread is full of fucking morons like yourself.

Dave is in contention for the GOAT. His body of work speaks for itself, and because you're too fucking ignorant to have heard of it doesn't make it any less true.

This place is a fucking shithole. Absolute cesspool of broke stupid panzy fucks.

Lol 100%. Per usual, this is a dumb fucking post from the Cars R Bad people.

Instead of making points about mass transit and infrastructure, they make arguments like this.

The result is everyone thinks you're fucking retarded.

Is this like, normalized here? I'm 35, and like 90% of my friends from college (Detroit) own a home now, and most have started families.

Super diverse backgrounds too, this isn't a High end college for the priveleged or anything.

Every thread on here and reddit makes it seem like every millennial is broke as fuck, and there was nothing any of you could have done about it.

Am I and practically everyone I know with an education outliers?

Where have you ever heard car drivers say something like this? Do you guys just make up fake arguments to have with yourselves?

Don't even get me started on taco bell. I ordered food for me and my GF, it was $29. I was so fucking shocked, I literally said "nevermind", dipped out of the drive-through, and we went and sat down at an authentic Mexican restaurant and had 2 drinks for 35 bucks.

These chains are smoking fucking crack. The people paying it are even dumber.