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    Wanting to move out of the US?
  • I heard North Korea is great. Immigration progress? Lol, don't be silly. Just hop their border, you're only looking for a better life and going through an application process is just absolutely oppressive and racist.

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  • Congratulations! You've received an award for your awesome post!

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  • Yep. Was actually just talking about that. The definitely do not have a sense of humor all.

    I teased a few ppl in the comments on a post, and some guy wanted an explanation for why I was being like that and he was confused.

    I just I'm fucking you chill out.

    People take themselves way to fucking seriously. It's an internet site and you're not that important get over yourself

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  • Have you considered that you have no chill ?

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  • I'm fucking with you guys. Stop taking everything so seriously and joke around.

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    Primink returns after 3 year hiatus
  • Continue the sentence.

    This post is.....

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  • Prove to me that you're not a bot

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  • This comment was long enough. Think I'll pass

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  • Every 'fun' chapter is just about you sitting down for dinner

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  • They were just trying to be nice. Don't take it seriously

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  • How many people did you kill?

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  • You're giving yourself too much credit

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  • So it'd be a book about a guy obsessed with fuckin chemtrails?

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    Since both wood and starch are made of glucose molecules, wood houses and gingerbread houses are very similar.
  • I just wanted to let you know, you posted this twice and I downvoted both of them.

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  • Idk man, idk. Fuckin woke up at 4pm I'm entertaining myself by using Lemmy and a handful of other places, but it's starting to piss me off

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  • Am I bad person because I do competitive wrestling with a highly contagious flesh eating skin disorder?

    I just want to do what I'm passionate about

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    I cant figure out why I have popcorn in my eyes, what's the reason?

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    Why do people keep telling me I have an attitude problem when I'm just trying to caress my thighs in a meaningful way?

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    If I'm conducting a customer survey and a banana pops out of nowhere, is that a sign from an ancient relic that I'm an Italian?

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    How come I break my fucking Lego set every time I hear the number 13?

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    I cant figure out how to sensually, and erotically, tell the chief executive officer at my job that he smells like outer space alien shit. How do I tell him this firmly, but also professionally?

    Will he give me a 75% raise after?

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    Since Families With 19 Relatives Like To Congregate In The Middle Of The Grocery Store Isle While You're Trying To Get The Tapatio Hotsauce, Wouldn't It Be Morally Acceptable To Shit On Their Father?

    I've asked this multiple times in my sociology class, and the general consensus is I'm not allowed to do That because I'm Mexican. Is that true?

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    Is It Cool To Hold My Spare Change In My Back Fat?

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    Is Screaming Loudly And Pretending I'm A Patient At An Insane Asylum, A Normal Part Of Male Evacuation?

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    I'm 37, Live With My Mom, And Sensually Eat Corned Beef Every Night. Does That Mean I'm Qualified To Perform Heart Surgeries On Disney Fairy Princesses?

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    Can We Use The Scientific Method To Form A Hypothesis That Plants Are Secretly Listening To My Thoughts?

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    Is Cutting Off A Finger Ok When You Need An Excuse To Avoid Going To Your Meemas Funeral?

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    I Keep Finding Peanut Butter In My Ass, Is This Because I Gave My Friend Kathy A Magic Crystal Ball?

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    My dog is sick, how many Legos do I need to put up his ass?

    Asking for obvious reasons

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    Is there a reason why cops give you a ticket when you're speeding?

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    When Is The Right Time Of Day To Lather Myself In Urine And Bake In The Sun?

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    I understand that not everyone is fortunate to have money saved to be able to have the leeway to leave jobs whenever they feel like it and so forth. But I just feel like people have lost their sense of self-respect when it comes down to employment.

    I am a firm believer that if you are working at a toxic place and are being harassed or bullied, to stand up to that behavior and tell them that you're not going to take their shit, and if they continue you fucking quit and never look back.

    I have known people who have not had a savings who have done this in the past and they end up finding a decent job that doesn't treat them like shit. Do you feel like job Seekers don't defend themselves anymore?

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    The point is not to chill and just burn through the savings and not work. How would having that much money saved, change the way you look for jobs?

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