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  • While playing a trek themed word association game "Bird of Prey" comes up, my wife yells "TWEET TWEET PEW PEW!"

  • when you have to pretend to be horrified when someone mentions a kink you have

  • They convinced themselves that every other major government in the world, as well as every single scientist and most other people were lying to them about Covid.

    I remember extended family members going on about how it's a hoax as they were dying in the hospital from it

    Some people will flip the universe inside out, upside down, and throw it in a blender to make their world view okay.

  • American chiming in: good. It's only fair, if we want to charge you, you should be allowed to charge us.

    If no other country will let us in (except maybe refugee status if it gets to that point I suppose), then MAYBE, just MAYBE, people will begin to make forceful demands of the government and actually change things instead of checks notes blaming "trans antifa blm terrorists" for everything and ultimately saying "there's nothing we can do".

    Remember kids: the people outnumber the government, all we have to do is literally nothing and we could cripple it entirely.

  • "Yeah, he finally leaned left in the end" was apparently not an appropriate joke for the family group chat.

    And now I know my sister is racist, so...

  • IS THERE AIR???

    YOU DON'T KNOW!

  • I have begun soldering in my own xt-60 connectors for battery packs.

  • And gadsden flag, and trump flag, and thin blue line flag.

  • You will need more than 40 jars of pickles to survive.

    You'll need like.... At least 100.

  • "officer nearly ODs on femtanyl after touching ________ laced with the drug"

    Was a headline I saw multiple times over the last 5 or so years.

  • The problem is that there pushing their culture onto everyone else.

    This is so fucking priceless, it should be in a museum.

    Please inform me which part of their culture they are "pushing" on everyone else, that way I can ask you why it's okay for the straights to do it, but nobody else gets to.

    LGBTQ people exist. That's something you can never, ever change. So maybe get over it and stop saying that them existing in public is somehow negatively impacting anyone who isn't just a scared little bigot.

  • Quickest way to stop massive Russian losses: TURN AROUND and march your happy asses to Moscow, and have a few words with the shit bags in power.

    Fuck, even just every soldier going home would cripple any ability to punish them for being AWOL.

  • You can't buy back what you never owned.

    Cops love when law abiding citizens disarm themselves, they make for easier targets.

    This makes me sad, it absolutely should be in a museum.

  • "I wish the moon were made of neutrons"

    The universe: Let's get a little... spicy

  • Is it original? Not even a little.

    But that's why we have come to expect it at least once in any game with waterfalls.

    Honestly, I'm cool with it being an explicitly empty chest. Like put a journal next to it of some guy who looted it and left a note taunting anyone who thinks such an obvious place to hide treasure would remain un-looted. (and then let me track them down and stab them a bit for the taunt)

    So many options, and all it takes is putting a lil something something behind some water curtains.

    If your game has 10,000 I expect to find something interesting behind at least one. And as long as there's one, I'm content.

    And I will still check the other 9,9999 even after being told there's nothing else.

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    If one of you could get me a hyperspace capable ship, that'd be great though!

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Freckles and Jade say Happy Pride

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    Dr Jackson, I presume?

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    Inventing is hard work. Not for the Romans!