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  • not a vibrator, it's a "personal massager" and how dare you suggest such a device could be used sexually!

  • "We believe that [OBJECT] played a significant role in religious rituals." -Half of any objects found from 5,000+ years ago

  • When you tell a funny story from your childhood but instead of laughing, your friend hugs you and says "I'm so sorry you went through that" :

  • It's Sony, a Japanese company.

    Why would they care about what people in private

    Lol. Lmao, even.

    Sony cares a bit too much about how people use the things they own that Sony made.

    Japan is famous for its laws and customs regarding nudity, sex, porn, accessories, etc... Anything you might expect a stereotypical prude to clutch their pearls over, really. It's simply gasp too obscene!

  • I like asking these types of Nationalist Christians (Nat-C's if you like) to show me in the Bible where it says to do the things they're doing.

    9/10 times I've read more of the Bible than they have, simply due to me reading the whole thing at least 3 times in my life, front to back. Most Christians haven't read an entire book, let alone the whole thing. They just get their cherry-picked feel-good verses on Sunday and that's it.

    So usually I can bring up more verses that say something different than they're claiming, or giving context that shows their interpretation to be wrong.

    My absolute favorite is when they say homosexuality is wrong. Why? Because leviticus says "you shouldn't sleep with me as you would a woman", therefore it's a sin! Oh wait you mean that 1: the oldest copies we have use words in a language that means "young boys" or "apprentices" and not "men"? And therefore mean don't fuck children? 2: You mean that the word "Homosexual" didn't appear IN ANY copy until the mid 1900s? When world wars were putting a dent into populations and being anything other than a straight child-producing married couple meant you were vilified? And you ALSO mean to tell me that leviticus is giving instructions for Jewish priests on how to behave, and not the everyday person anyway?

    Oh and by the way abortion: Numbers 5, selling your daughter: exodus 21, the 13th Ammendment is against your God and his book: leviticus 25, if you spoke ill of Biden or Obama, you sinned: ephesians 6, you BETTER not be wearing blended cloth: leviticus 19, and a personal favorite, the Bible is pornographic: Ezekiel 23.

  • Rude is the coworker who thinks their shirts meant to antagonize anyone left of the US version of "center" are hilarious, rude are the coworkers who talk shit about trans people on break, rude are those who spend every conversation saying "mentally ill people should be locked up and oh by the way trans people are mentally ill", rude are the ones who make the LGBTQ employees scared that one day they'll just come to work and find a parking lot full of people waiting to jump them because the government said it's legal.

    I consider myself quite polite when these things happen in my workplace and I'm not slashing tires or torching cars, and instead all I do is say "hey that's not okay and here's why..."

    Doesn't stop HR from coming and telling me I need to be respectful of my coworkers opinions. (HR guy is a democrat, but like... One of those "if you're being oppressed please resist quietly and peacefully within the confines of the oppressive laws made specifically to target you" kind of liberals)

    Remember kids: the standard you walk past is the standard you accept.

  • It doesn't, they're conflating a country that was squeezed into existence in the 1940s with a religion and/or ethnic group.

    Which is exactly what the shit bag politicians who are genociding Palestinians WANT people to do, as any criticism can be waved away by calling it "antisemitism"

  • If I recall correctly, it's the hypothesis that photons lose energy as they move through the universe, and that's why more distant objects shift red.

  • Only in open mockery.

  • "please be oppressed peacefully"

  • I was gonna ask "which kind" but it's definitely both.

  • Men will LITERALLY construct an entire persona based around their phobias as a result of trauma over witnessing the murder of their parents during a mugging orchestrated by crime bosses and spend millions of dollars on toys and gadgets to act out revenge fantasies and calling it vigilante justice rather than go to therapy.

  • This gave me quite the giggle.

    Unfortunately, I have no one in my life who will think it's funny.

  • edit: wow, Redditors are better at accepting the truth, lol

    So go pander to them.

    If I own something, I can do whatever I like with it because it's mine.

    If I can't do what I like, it's not truly mine.

  • "but... The little R next to his name means he's on my side" - Most Republicans

  • All aboard the Ship of the Imagination!

    Carl Sagan would be proud.

  • Hey it's only 1:30.

  • If you can get a good glide slope right before touchdown, I feel like a runway is preferred, assuming you had time to fuel dump.

    You'll slide easier on a runway. A field could let you sink in far enough to start digging in and ripping things/flipping things.

    I say this as someone who took physics in highschool, has a fascination with plane crashes, and dabbles in rc planes. So basically I'm an expert in full size plane crashes. (I have no idea what I'm talking about but it makes sense to me)