Lmg, he'll be exempt from this surveillance along with all his rich ass-hole buddies

Just use more tape

For me an office is so foreign, lol. Maybe it's partly because my car has functionally been my home multiple times in my life. But there is also something so comfortably isolating about being able to lock myself in the car with some music where nobody can talk to me and the chaos of the world can be left in the rear view mirror for a bit.

I think everyone needs a space like that just for themselves, and needs to create it for sanity purposes. You've chosen your office and I the shitty little Civic Si sitting in the drive, and both are simultaneously boring tools and personal sanctuaries.

Tape their mouths shut, then they can't complain about the noise

Same trick goes for onions. Bonus points of you leave a little still attached for use as a pull tab.

I could never do this, my car is one the few sacred places that can be truly my own. I'm not even sure I can let someone else sit in the driver's seat

I thought at first this was a sad story of a medieval man having a particularly bad week

And yet we still burn the books

Somebody needs to grow the fuck up and play with a water gun

An executive is trying for that 500% raise this year

I still cant get any of my friends to realize that talking on the phone is LITERAL FUCKING HELL.

I can't hear you cause I'm deaf, I can't understand you cause I can't see you, and I don't know how to respond socially cause your not right in front of me. Also, just because I have a phone absolutely does not mean you get to hijack my time whenever you want, only I get to do that.

If you want something, just text. I'll respond (maybe) when I can actually think of a response.

And yet your not allowed to send money to people

These look like so much fun tho. You can just bob around like a little condom cork and go "pew pew pew" at all the baddies

How the fuck can anyone say science sucks

Send meme in group chat > all friend have meme

It's just corporations and rich assholes running the show and they absolutely do not give a fuck about anyone but themselves, especially if the anyone is poor ordinary. The only way to solve the issue is to completely remove these entities from the equation and start making our own protections.

Does more, lol. Think Apple might need a dictionary considering iPhone is just barely getting home screen customization and the Mac mouse actively works against doing anything.

For power tools just pick your favorite color and stick to it. All the big brands are the same except for their special lil' batteries. For everything else, buy cheap tools (Harbour Freight, garage sales, Amazon, eBay, etc.). When you wear them out / break them / otherwise need to replace them, that's when you can justify spending a bit of money to get good tools. Plus at that point you'll have a much better understanding of the tool and thus what you want or need for the tool to best serve you.

Or be like me and spend too much time/money finding a tool that might be good only to never use it because brain says, "I'm bored, find new hobby" every couple of business days.

Coma speedrun

If the pilot episode had its way