Says them. What are they going to do, fire me?

Then think “I’ll figure it out later” but you never do. Only to be reminded of it a month later when you happen to see it scroll by in an apt-or-whatever package upgrade.

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I should check that thing out again” you think to yourself. But you never do. Repeat for eternity.

Before I die I want to be called out by name in a GitHub RCA.

It’s called WiFi smh

Did you know that you can download podcasts and play them without internet?

This one got me the other day.

Except instead of muting, a voice changer that pitch shifts up an octave or two.

Good lord yes

New communicator who dis

If I want to mix vodka into the orange juice afterwards that’s my business.

English is my second language, thank you for the opportunity to learn and I hope you have a wonderful day

well it’s how i use it

I love garbage time

yes it is

Fair enough. Probably also doesn’t help that the civil rights organization that Hermione founded, or rather attempted to found, was called SPEW. As in, synonym for “vomit”

I mean tbf, the books were written for children. If you don't like them, then maybe it's because they're not for you anymore. Or are you referring to something else?

Medicine, you say? Well explain THIS. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the "French" scale of measurement, used to denote the diameter of catheters. WHERE:

1 Fr = 1/3 mm

Sickening.

I use Mullvad so naturally, I can pick my exit country. Since I'm an iOS user (aka, no NewPipe etc) I always choose an exit country that is majority non-English-speaking. It makes the YT app adds so much more bearable if I can't understand what they're saying.

No. Stop asking questions.

pricing via algorithms

This is essentially what all insurance is. Actuary tables, risk analysis, so forth. All math with the single purpose to ensure that over the whole risk pool, the House wins.