I am high as fuck and I don't believe him.

Speaking of not believing, I can't believe how awesome French bread pizza is.

You guys are just 2047 dead American protesters away from getting a strongly worded letter, so you better stop it...or else...oh, by the way, since you used bullets to kill that American, we will send you some more. Wouldn't want you guys running out.

They took his retirement plan when they scooped up all those classified docs lol.

Damn it, now we have Doomsday fish AIDS. I hope you're happy now oceangoers.

I am still holding out that they dropped the 15 federal indictments so he would be emboldened and hang himself with all the rope they gave him.

I live in Texas, we had a big beautiful St. Augustin yard. Thick, green, very nice. 3 years ago I quit watering it. Last year I seeded it with a mix of Buffalo Grass, Curly Mesquite Grass, and Blue Gamma. It's almost taken over. It uses zero water, I only mowed it once the year before and twice this year because we got a boatload of rain this year unlike the year before. I stopped mowing the backyard and just removed all the wax and China berry shoots. I have all sorts of native flowers and Chili Pequin plants all over the place. The flowers are great and the birds are everywhere. Best decision I have made since I got this place.

I mean, who hasn't trapped a woman in a dressing room and forcibly finger fucked her against her objections? Life is boring. Who hasn't paid to fuck a porn actress while his wife was pregnant and then used campaign funds paid through a lawyer to keep her quiet? What's the big deal?

"First off, I am very smart, maybe the smartest. My uncle was a genius so that makes me a double genius. Kammock Hairsama isn't smart, how could she be? She isn't even white. I am white always have been. That bitch Kamala, she is Indian, at least that's what she says, but I've never seen her at a Powwow, have you? Probably not because now she says she is black. I haven't seen her eat fried chicken. I don't know what she is maybe no one knows I've heard people say that. I don't know, people say Mr. President you are so smart why don't you stop the carbon thing with the air like you stopped wildfires by raking the forest? I say you can't do that, no one can because net zero is fake news. No one has seen a net zero, have you, let me tell you net zero...not a thing. How could you have a net that is zero, nets need to catch things most nets are something like net 400, lots of good nets, great nets maybe even the greatest nets here. No nets zero though no one knows, I don't know." - Donald "I'm Worth 2 Packs of Kools in Prison" Trump

Women are for reproduction use only. Men can fuck couches and dress up like women but their place is out in the world. Doing the tough jobs like I did when I was a US Marine, risking my life to write press releases and enjoy it in the rear, hahaha, that's what she said. I am not weird, you're weird. When a woman can no longer produce babies and her womb has dried up she should devote her time to raising the children of her husband's young new baby machi...I mean grandchildren. In conclusion, Donny said I could say the n-word any time I want if he gets elected and he would also buy me a nice new sexy suede couch and he promised not to deport my brown wife and our Italian-level white children." - James David "My Preferred Name Is JD" Vance

Elon is like that greasy kid in high school who would correct the History teacher with facts he learned by posting on /pol/. "Actually, the slaves loved being slaves because they got free housing and healthcare."

Can someone please line his shit ass up against the wall already?

Vance is a Marine 03-07

I miss it, the little dude will be 26 going on 30 next year.

Edit: I hit send before I finished editing it.

Look man, if the kid fucking party can't fuck kids then what's the point? Someone needs to consider the kid fucking party's feelings and let them fuck them kids. But don't let dudes dressed as women read to them that might warp the kids brains.

If that little dude is as stoked about Pikachu as my dude was about Ninja Turtles then I feel his frustration. My dude one time spent an entire 5-hour car ride talking about Master Splinter. If I could have left him on the side of the road in New Mexico without his mother killing me, I would have lol.

Unfortunately, these "Christians" are the ravenous wolves dressed in sheep's clothing that Matthew 7:15 warns us of.

"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!" - William Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice"

Yes, thank you.

I think you are, and I think the left has made a hobby of underestimating the "Christian" right. I think it is very naive to say the only backing they have is backwoods states and gravy seals. They have had 4 years to plan and organize. They had fake electors, police, and active-duty military; that one alone should scare you, and now 19 governors actively pushing the election fraud lie. They have the courts, and all it would take is some organized violence and solid leadership.

None of what I am typing matters because you will keep your head buried just like everyone else because then you would have to admit this movement is bigger than you have been told or want to believe. That's been the problem since 2016, underestimating the ideology that runs Trump is how we got him.

I hope you are right, but I am still going to be ready for it if or when you are wrong. As the old man said, "We will see."

Peace

So, let's just keep underestimating the opposition, and let's see where that gets us.

They have been planning for that since Jan 7th, 2021. This isn't some fly-by-night if I win thing, this will be a well-planned coup attempt. I hope I am wrong but they are openly insinuating as to what their plans are.

Edit: changes 2020 to 2021 Thank you Samus12345 for pointing out the mistake.

Man, the amount of heads buried in the sand on this is egregious. He picked him for one reason and one reason only. If he wins Vance will play ball in 28 when they suspend elections. No one in Trump's campaign cares about his weird emails, his couch, or his brown family. He has one job and he is morally flexible enough to break his oath of office to do it.