Did he get hit in the nose too?

If I hear that, I'm dropping my shit where I stand and going to the grocery store down the street.

Why not use the 2-3 seconds to put your item in the bag? Solves your conveyor problem and your waiting problem.

I don't mind your hoodie comment. I'm downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.

I agree on the knee pad, but most of these seem a bit overkill. I'd go with a sleeve like this or a more lightweight knee pad like this.

I don't understand why people cannot move as soon as they get on an escalator. The train station smells like piss and there's pigeon shit everywhere. Let's fucking move it!

Looks like a polyphemus moth. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antheraea_polyphemus

My approach would be to get a tube of silicone caulk that handles a decent range of temps and a length of hose that fits over the tip of the tube to reach under if the caulk won't reach on its own.

Save early. Save often. - My 6th grade computers class teacher.

I had to do the same with chrome. The past week was not enough, so I had to choose to clear all time.