I had a strawberry flavored one as a kid and holy fuck it was so horrible, it made my whole mouth cringe so much >v< but The Adults™ kept saying that mint is the bad one and no it's not??? and if it was so bad y even were they using it??? X3 so one time at the dentist they were cleaning my teeth and let me choose mint or strawberry as usual and I thought mint couldn't possibly be worse so I chose that for once and yup, it was fine :P
also, by popular demand (1 (my bf (he's not popular but he's very very cute :3))):
oooo Ive said those separately before but never thought theyd sound cool together! :3
when he starts talking about his toxic relationship with his parents 🥵
cute? yeah, I tend to do that B3
my brain for some reason replaced "Linux" with "Lemmy" but it still made sense x3
Erm Akshually the meme here is Blåhaj, the OP is using a picture of their own Blåhaj for the Blåhaj meme, which doesnt have a specific image that needs to be used as a template 🤓☝️
wait in what order do u read this? no order makes sense xP
funni jermer
I write things down (to look cool) and then forget anyway (cuz Im cool) :3
I usually sleep 6 hours but my sleeping schedule is being the most random thing ever lately >v<
2500 LTRS
Holy fuck thats a lot of cum
^(gimme :3)^
image of a bunch of SCP anomaly classification icons by Calibold in the SCP wiki, one of the icons labeled "ANOMALOUS" is a circle inside a box, an arrow is drawn going out of that image into another image of the intersex flag which is a purple circle in a yellow rectangle and there are three exclamation marks coming out of the flag
heyo! :3 I made a post some time ago asking about the same thing but I kinda forgot about it for like 4 months >v< One of the admins said she'd look into it but I didnt get a response
Some people in other instances have animated pfps and banners but when I try to use a gif it shows the broken image icon and apparently its converted to .webm
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A very very VERY modly image of a lil tiny tabby cat putting its paw on their human's open hand while mysteriously looking to the side with the barely readable top text "1st rule of buddy system" and bottom text "always(?) hold hands"
The song "Furries in a Blender" on Soundbound but when I open the "lyrics" theyre just an insanely long list of literally every single SCP
And here's a second image showing the bottom of the list ending with SCP-3999, "I Am At The Center Of Everything That Happens To Me". And some more text saying:
> SCP-4000 - SCP-4999 SCP-5000 - SCP-5999 Archived Pages Any pages in a new thousand range will be added in their own separate page as this will stop lag buffer and long lyric pages. Link separate pages corresponding to the series (E.X. SCP Series VII). While optional, putting parentheses after the series # can help others find what they're looking for (E.X. (6000-6999))
Sometimes songs in Soundbound have super long random text as lyrics that looks like when u copy all the text in a web page full of pop-ups and ads or just have the wrong lyrics but this was a surprise x3 kinda fun scrolling with both my hands as fast as I can and see how it keeps going and going x3 no idea why the hell this happens :p
I had ticked the Hide Votes box since I started using Jerboa but after I opened the app today posts show votes as tiny text above the post (pretty sure it used to be bigger and next to the upvote button) And I cant find a setting to hide votes anywhere
💙💗🤍💗💙 💠🌸💮🌸💠 🐬🦩🦄🦩🐬 🫐🍑🍥🍑🫐 🧴🧼🧻🧼🧴 ♂️♀️❕♀️♂️ 👖👘🥼👘👖 🫂💋🕯️💋🫂 👟👠🧦👠👟 💎👛👻👛💎
thats it thats the whole post :3
text: I dont have a "God complex" Im actually pretty good at it
image: too lazy to properly describe rn xP but basically a badass anime girl with a very elaborate crown looking thing and a staff or spear or something and uhhh thats all that my brain can do right now x3 I found it here near the botton of the page https://flectone.ru/animation-queen.html
FUCK ZODIAC SIGNS
(pic unrelated)
who's ur favorite Sailor Moon sailor soldier
and mlp pony
and anything else too
Things I've done today ✨
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Cry
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Watch Sailor Moon
Instead of: Do you want to chat? -- Hello -- I can help with that -- You're beautiful -- [readable english]
Say: does an evil girl need a henchman? -- meowzz >w< hewwo!! -- yes miss! o7 -- hgjhnhjhnbjbg- awawawawawa >//< -- [nearly incomprehensible sleepy keysmashing]
image: the head of an anime catgirl drawn in black and white blushing with her mouth open and tongue slightly out
text: u can be my pet I have a matrix room for most of my pets where u can talk about whatevs or get as kinky as u want or just go meow mew hugs u mrr all the time and worship me >:3 Actually everyone here is officially my pet now This cant be reverted
And also anyone that sees this post, u cant escape >:3
black and white anime drawing of a girl smiling with her mouth open and eyes closed and her fists up to her chest closed from excitement. Above her is pink text saying: "I'm so happy I want to hug someone kiss them all around and beat them to death"
Source of the drawing: https://mavink.com/post/51A32E274F8990EF1E81EC37EA5837E888AMDEC4EA/C42BBAFC6F4CFB4728A0448CC3F6521B95AMC139E8
Drawing description: Three people, apparently two men and a woman, sitting around a table holding cards, it looks like it was drawn around the 50's
Text description:
TV Poker: The Basics
TV Poker is a really just a variation on an old, old game. Put simply, every winning hand forces the loser to don an item of women's apparel.
The man to the left says: Do you get the feeling that Dave is "throwing" this game, Ted?
The man next to him answers: Yes, but with these shirts I'm not sure he's losing
found thanks to this awesome post :3 https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/9943252
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The uploaded image is just a test, its supposed to be my profile banner but with animated fire but when I try to upload it as my banner I get a timeout error (jerboa only shows a bit of that error and doesnt let me copy its text) and its always a broken image in previews
Also, the file is .gif but after uploading the link says .webm? Is that normal?
I've seen other people with animated banners and pfps but they were on other instances so I guess it might be an issue on this instance