Was laying naked on my bed next to my girlfriend
I thought it would be funny to rip one out
Instead i projektile shot a little poopy meteor wich then landed on my buttcheek
We had a mirror on the floor next to the bed, i watched it happen
And i watched her face changing from annoyed but funny to utterly disgusted
We Always meet up with the whole Family.
Loved and "unloved"
Everyone just eats, no problems are discussed, no fighting.
Everyone is just a Family for one evening and everything is fine.