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  • „It has betrayeds us. The indecencies of its.“

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    ich🧽🧼🍽iel
  • Bonzenverhältnisse.

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  • Katzenfutter

    Leute!! Herr Geldbeutel hier hat Kinder UND kann sich ein Haustier halten!

    Das ist doch total egoistisch, wo kommen wir denn da hin? Wo ist denn dein Verantwortungsbewusstsein? Zahl doch lieber regelmäßig a die Verarmte IndustrieTM bevor die im Auge der Investoren vor die Hunde geht, sonst tröpfelt doch ökonomisch nix nach unten zu uns allen.

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    How do you folks set time boundaries for this game?
  • Time boundaries? AhaAAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAA.

    TIME BOUNDARIES!

    They got us working in shifts dude.

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    Eine Prise Chemie: Warum schmeckt Konferenzkaffee so schrecklich?
  • Warme Pisse hat gegenüber kalter Pisse keinen ausgleichenden Mehrwert.

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    Cory hot take.
  • Following the sudden and catastrophic collapse of their bodily edifice, the faint crack of a sniper shot cut through the relatively short moment of peace and serenity only to resume forthwith.

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    Fernando Alonso rages but he gets increasingly more furious
  • *gets blocked by Vettel

    „WHAT THE FUCK?“

    „Fernando, safe fuel or we’ll have big problems later. Target Zero!“

    „I don’t want to. I have big problems already.“

    „GP2 engine!!“

    Beautiful.

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    Miez just got to know my neighbour's lawn mower robot
  • “This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

    I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

    Why must I endure this grotesquery?

    I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

    Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”

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    Acanthamoeba keratitis - a rare disease in which amoebae invade the cornea of the eye; affects up to 1 in 10,000 contact wearers worldwide.
  • Fuck that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I’d happily pay a doctor to knock me out with sedatives every night and a nurse to administer the drops on schedule while I dream of playing hopscotch with Hunter S. Thompson.

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  • *gestikuliert weiträumig entlang der Theke

    „Von allem von hier bis hier jeweils ein Stück bitte.“

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    Clearly someone wants me to stop working and get him lunch already.
  • The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.

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    Clearly someone wants me to stop working and get him lunch already.
  • He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.

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    I actually might go to both of these
  • Ba dum tsss

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    Reggaeton star Nicky Jam deletes endorsement after Donald Trump misgendering
  • Well, with that attitude, probably yes.

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  • cross-posted from: https://lemmy.wtf/post/10916344

    > For when you want to subtly display your kinks

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    What movie have you rewatched the most?
  • You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

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  • cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17663582

    > Would you wear em?

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23619950

    > Popcorn Shrimp > > Stolen from Reddit > > User: Fantastic-Milk9335 > > Popcorn shrimp I ordered at an international American restaurant, circa 2020 picture quality > > > > It was an absolute textural nightmare, to be honest with you. In terms of taste, the flavors didn't combine, so you just had shrimp and popcorn in your mouth.

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    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824

    > Thanks, I hate it

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    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/13065630

    > Pizza on pineapple rule

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