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  • Humanity will know it's place within 30 years. In the ground. It will have placed itself there. As the surface becomes uninhabitable humanity will slowly become mole-people. And begin to resemble dwarves as well for some reason. Attaining unimaginable wealth they forge the rings of power because elves dont exist and then reconquer the land from pollution by kicking and punching it away using the rings of power.

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    8 October 2024
  • How did you think they invented pizza? They dont want you to know that the leaning tower of pizza isnt a joke. All the images online. FAKE. They dont allow outsiders near the massive cheese grater that they once used to make the worlds largest pizza in secret. A strategic advantage no other country has attained in the world stage when it comes to pizza.

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    Anon finally touches grass
  • Uhh counterpoint. i think we need more racism. I dont have a reason yet but ill try to think of one so we can engage in a pointless online yelling match.

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    Defediverse
  • What if i just loudly accuse myself of being a nazi? Is this a strategy worth pursuing? Maybe the nazis wont expect you attacking yourself. Uno reverse. "everybody says so, all the people are saying it."

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    America is too big for planes
  • I could provide a pseudo valid arguement for aircraft in the future to these remote locations. But i would rather waste time and comment space providing this pointless comment that doesnt contribute to anything.

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    It'd be cool, and fun, if all of Lemmy had a certain no-politics day.
  • I think we should also have an only politics day so we hate it even more. Something like clockwork orange maybe.

    This is a joke but it could be interesting.

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