That’s a good point. If you leave it longer there’s a better chance of the relationship taking off.

Depends if there’s any emotional (airline) baggage.

Is it over over?

I’m not sure what to suggest, you’ve had a few hundred years to catch up :-P

Yeah, but that only works in countries where you mispronounce any word beginning with ‘pae’.

What’s the problem? You’ve still got the pieces, just stick it all back together.

Speedophiles.

Aren’t you too busy running a pub and a farm to be on here posting?

You’re going to get downvoted to hell for that.

It’s not a recognised condition in some parts of the world, despite the spasms it causes in the knees.

Just move to Europe.

Just switch to Windows.

You get maternity pay to feed/wash/whatever another human being.

Carers have been doing this for years. It’s work. It’s even a career for some people.

I see the Reddit user migration continues….

Let me guess, he wanted to go to the hospital years ago but kept bricking it?

I bet that’s all vinyl wrap.

I’m not giving anyone the kiss of life.

Tony Hawk

It’s not unusual to end up in the fake entrance.

Good god, can you imagine Philips comments if he’d met an alien? There would have been interstellar war.