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  • Rick and Morty episode titles be like:

    Rispbecky Pimorty

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    kill
  • It was Goku for me.

    Though, as I get older, I can't help but think about how Goku enabled space-Nazi's (Frieza), time-Nazi's (Cell), and Kim Jong Un (Buu).

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    Is your phone really listening to you? Here's what we know
  • Had this explained once, I might miss a detail, but it's like this:

    The only way not to drain your battery is to program in selective key words.

    "But then its always listening" yes, but also, no.

    Imagine someone speaking into a microphone, and seeing their voice bounce around on a oscilloscope.

    This compresses the audio a LOT, and makes it very difficult to discern the differences between words.

    But if you were trained to notice the pattern for a specific word, like "Siri", then you could ignore all the other shapes, conserving your battery.

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    Anon scentmaxxes
  • Hygiene is like diet, one side does not fit all.

    I know people who smell like an acid bath after a few hours of work. They'll get home, strip all the oil off their bodies, let their skin dry out and wonder why they smell like shit.

    Others can sweat it out, and not smell. When I ask them about their hygiene habits, it's never a surprise to me to hear they don't use soaps unless they're very dirty.

    Then there's Luke, fucking Luke. Smells like a rolled ball sack from the moment he leaves the shower. He even went to see a dermatologist about it and got told that's just his microbiome. For Luke, I'm glad deodorant exists.

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    Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs
  • How do you translate borderlands into a watchable film?

    It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

    Deadpoolesque humour, Mad Maxy aesthetics with Idocracy-like characters and frequent Wick tier violence.

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    Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs
  • Forgive my ignorance, but did they make CGI buttholes, then remove them before it premiered?

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    No awareness whatsoever
  • I know there are dumb cunts voting for him because they like him "owning the left", but any time I see it when they're so obviously wrong, I think it must be the Russians at it again.

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    What is your favourite animal?
  • Hey, what the fuck.

    This was my profile picture before you posted it.

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    Crule
  • OK, I'll bite, who's the third Crow?

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    “Concepts of a plan”: Trump roasted for having no clue what he’s doing
  • That Sodom sure was a great guy, Gamorah too, both very fine people, they've been my friends for 40, 50, 60 or maybe 70 years even. And you ask them, they'll tell anybody, that I've done more for them than anyone else in human history.

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    “Concepts of a plan”: Trump roasted for having no clue what he’s doing
  • This was comedy gold. His inflection was identical to that of a child being called out.

    "I caught a Mew in the grass just outside of Pallet Town"

    "Oh yeah? Show me your cartridge"

    "Ah, I didn't save it after I caught it, my batteries died last night"

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    Trump refuses to say if he wants Ukraine to win the war
  • Nobody "knows" it, but it's totally within character for both of them.

    Trump is so predictable he reliably fell for Harris' obvious bait about his rally attendees etc.

    It's not farfetched to assume Putin, who is actually quite skilled in the art of manipulating people, would attempt to use Trump as a pawn in this manner.

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    Trump refuses to say if he wants Ukraine to win the war
  • What'd I miss?

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    Which Bachelor Would You Choose?
  • Thar she blows

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    anon finds a plothole
  • Mirror is a paedo anyway.

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    Analog Rule
  • N64-Controller-Gray-2456898837

    gulp

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    biodegradable
  • Ah... 2019... The year of the distortion memes.

    You see, it's funnier because the letters are being silly.

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  • [Help] Can't get my URL to work.

    First, thank you in advance.

    I'm having trouble with exposing my server, I think what I need is a better understanding, as opposed to technical help (though that would be appreciated)

    At the moment I'm using the linuxserver.io suite of applications. I've got SWAG set up with DuckDNS, and I'm trying to set up Jellyfin and other applications. (they're all in the same compose.yaml).

    I can access my applications on an external network via <user>.duckdns.org:<port> and it works fine (but no https).

    Within my home network I can access jellyfin.<user>.duckdns.org - the https is valid and everything is working fine.

    I suspect this means my router is not set up correctly? I'm using OpenWRT. What am I doing wrong?

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    I have a custom ROM (DivestOS); I don't have access to the Play Store.

    The latest version of Honkai: Star Rail is out, but Aurora installs the bundled version of the APK which always throws an error "Not enough storage space to install required resources" (there is enough space).

    In the past, I've used APK Mirror to download the standalone version of the APK. But the latest update on APK Mirror only offers the bundled version.

    I've tried APK Pure and APK Combo to install an XAPK version, but that always fails too.

    So, does anyone know where I might find the standalone version of the app, or how to resolve the bundled app error?

    Thanks in advance.

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    They can't keep making trailers this good, they have to run out of fuel soon, right?

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    Assuming AI can achieve consciousness, or something adjacent (capacity to suffer), then how would you feel if an AI experienced the greatest pain possible?

    Imagine this scenario: a sadist acquires the ability to generate an AI with no limit to the consciousness parameters, or processing speed (so seconds could feel like an eternity to the AI). The sadist spends years tweaking every dial to maximise pain at a level which no human mind could handle, and the AI experiences this pain for what is the equivalent of millions of years.

    The question: is this the worst atrocity ever committed in the history of the universe? Or, does it not matter because it all happened in some weirdo's basement?

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    http://sapienlabs.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/4th-Annual-Mental-State-of-the-World-Report.pdf

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    I own a Samsung monitor, and when it's in standby mode the LED blinks all night. My hearing is so sensitive, and my room so quiet, that I can actually hear the LED powering on and off.

    So, every night I power it off manually. Sometimes I forget as I turn my PC off, and as I'm laying comfortably in bed, falling asleep, I hear it cycling, so I have to get out of bed, walk over, and turn it off, which delays my sleep.

    At this point I'm tempted to take off the bottom panel and break the LED with a screwdriver, but I'm worried that this might change how the current flows through the monitor's circuit board.

    I would appreciate any advice, suggestions or insights, thanks in advance!

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    What I would like: general improvement to quality, removal of glare on photo (I dont have the OG, just this digital shot). Colour correction. Free, but will tip up to 5AUD if I really like it. Thank you in advance!

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