Btw, your username just gave me a good belly laugh

That's a good point. I parsed "fancy" as "more intricate" and was immediately affronted ;) I like your take on it.

Rust is more like Lojban. Its adherents are just as excited to tell you about it and it too was created to fix all those pesky problems from people using their language imprecisely.

I can confidently tell you that no one who actually knows Latin would ever say French is "Latin with fancy rules."