If Konsi is thinking what I'm thinking, this might be like a "if you get every answer wrong on the test you get an A, since you obviously know what you're doing" thing.
I'm sorry, if the bandits didn't want to get killed, they shouldn't have jumped adventurers. I'm sorry if they had a home life, but it's not my fault my group defended itself.
God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it'd probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.
Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn't already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.
Not that rats don't have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.
Nice! I had a 3.5 campaign I was running once where one of the major plot points was going to be a guy who was cloning Tarrasques and experimenting on them, but the game fizzled out because of me falling down on the job.
Unless you count Power Rangers, Gundam Wing was my primary mecha media as a kid. Loved that shit!