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  • Okay, I won’t.

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  • if you’re comfortable lying under 1,100kg.

    I’ve sat under much more than that, but I was in a vehicle moving through a tunnel. The seats were comfortable enough.

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  • Is this… Loss?

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  • Whoa… (blushes)

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  • OP just casually taking us to the brink like that. Good on them.

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  • Better check your punctionary, you just said you plan open a time-frosted radio pipe with a kiwi-flavored stock market.

    …or maybe you intended to say that.

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  • Yep. All because Bart tried to resurrect Snowball I.

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  • To be fair, a civic del sol is a step away from being a mountain bike with extra wheels and doors, so I recommend that it be exempted from the “heavy machinery” category.

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  • John.

    Smith.

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  • Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

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  • If you think that’ll be awesome, wait till words are reduced to punctuation marks, and none of them mean what we’d expect.

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    Anon is confident about his math skills
  • types wolfram alpha (I presume) finds the solution in less than 20 seconds

    OP’s referring to the days before live text was a thing. Now you can just point your camera at a Jackson Pollock and get the solution to the square root of aleph null divided by Rayo’s number as quickly as it takes to open the app.

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