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"Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!"

Musk lookin' like he just sipped from the wrong Grail in that photo

"When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it's a brutal mog."

Fortune magazine reports:

In separate investigations completed by the blockchain firms Chaos Labs and Inca Digital and shared exclusively with Fortune, analysts found that Polymarket activity exhibited signs of wash trading, a form of market manipulation where shares are bought and sold, often simultaneously and repeatedly, to create a false impression of volume and activity. Chaos Labs found that wash trading constituted around one-third of trading volume on Polymarket’s presidential market, while Inca Digital found that a “significant portion of the volume” on the market could be attributed to potential wash trading, according to its report.

A reminder that we have a music recommendation thread for recommendations of sounds that are better than slop.

Altman's line is what you write when you have nothing novel to say about physics but really, really want to say disparaging things about gay people.

Image description: screenshot of tweet by "illaDaProducer" that reads as follows:

Y'all care about Trump vs Harris. I care about SOL at $500, TBC smashing $100k, APE at $50 and ETH and $7500-$10k. We not the same. HIGHER you insufferable twats. So much Higher.

dys.en.tery

Consider also Sam Altman, who once argued that “we have to allow people to say disparaging things about gay people if we want them to be able to say novel things about physics”

Good grief, I had forgotten about that.

As a queer physicist, what can I say but "suck a bag of dicks, dipshit"?

[ChatGPT interrupts a Scrabble game, spills the tiles onto the table, and rearranges THEY ARE SO GREAT into TOO MANY SECRETS]

I put way too much effort into evaluating TW's rant.

Nit: "New Atheism" was the decade after that. Gary Wolf coined the term in a Wired story from 2006.

If your Wikipedia page contains as many random arXiv preprints for references as the "prompt engineering" article, consult your physician.

Pretty good sneer there:

BREAKING: Tim Pool announces he will be stepping back from full time content production to look after his family. He states he's tired of being made fun of for not having a wife and kids so he will also be using the extra time to pursue acquiring that family

Step 1: Buy new computers for the office.

Step 2: Futz around and transcribe a few audio files.

Step 3: Oops, we have used up the allocated budget but the deliverables remain just over the horizon.

I think it was SpaceX, not Tesla, but yeah... boring AF warehouse.

I wish I could remember who it was who said that out of all those inane cameos, Iron Man 2 is the only one that makes sense, because Tony Stark at his most boozy, self-indulgent and self-destructive would invite Musk to a party.

I am flagrantly violating some aspects of the timeline in the Cookbook for Open Access Books, in that I'm imagining much more happening before the "submit grant proposal" stage.

Silicon Valley is proud to announce the man who taught his asshole to talk, based on the hit William S. Burroughs story, "Don't be the man who taught his asshole to talk."

OK, you could in principle have made that sound worse, for example by saying "females" like a goddamn Ferengi, but still, pretty impressive.